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Sorry I was late for work
All the neglected tube stations departed for their planet of origin where they would never be peed on again and where no-one had heard of Paul Weller and The Jam.
surreal mood today
From the Why I was late this morning challenge. See all 258 entries (closed)
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beaubodor blogless,
Wed 11 Dec 2002, 14:11,
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Thats very well done that isso have a woo, on me.
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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Wed 11 Dec 2002, 14:13,
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oohthat nice. And yes fuck off Paul Weller. Thank you.
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame,
Wed 11 Dec 2002, 14:13,
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noooooooooopaul weller is quality!
*fact* I used to play football with him and the rest of the jam at this mum's house in old woking when i was very young.
(*fact* I used to play football with him and the rest of the jam at this mum's house in old woking when i was very young.
M@rkoni,
Wed 11 Dec 2002, 14:19,
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Did you everyank Bruce Foxton's mullet?
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Wed 11 Dec 2002, 14:20,
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no but i did pee on his mums toilet seat by accidentI was young!
( M@rkoni,
Wed 11 Dec 2002, 14:21,
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if onlyshe'd had one of those charming 'if you sprinkle when you tinkle' signs.
( stouffer,
Wed 11 Dec 2002, 14:24,
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Oh shit, how much is a zone 2 travelcard nowI've got to get to my christ mass party
( Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party,
Wed 11 Dec 2002, 14:13,
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do what i didand stand at the ticket machine for ages trying to work out where you're going and how much it'll be. the cockernees love that.
( stouffer,
Wed 11 Dec 2002, 14:16,
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make sure you have a 300 litre backpack onas well and a neck scarf like the ones arabs wear on their heads
( Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party,
Wed 11 Dec 2002, 14:17,
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i hada wide eyed 'northener in that london' look about me.
( stouffer,
Wed 11 Dec 2002, 14:18,
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and then wonder aloud to your matewhy Londoners are always so rude
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Pootle,
Wed 11 Dec 2002, 14:19,
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Londoners are very rudethat's their job!
( mnb098mnb used to be here,
Wed 11 Dec 2002, 14:28,
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cock/leaves London and goes back to his real home in the suburbs
( Dr Drink,
Wed 11 Dec 2002, 14:36,
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when I am Queen of AllI will make backpacks illegal. Even small ones piss me off now.
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Dr Phil Kitten,
Wed 11 Dec 2002, 14:24,
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i lovebackpacks. i like to piss people off on trains amd in queues by wearing two at once. although technically one would be a frontpack.
( stouffer,
Wed 11 Dec 2002, 14:27,
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Are you anInsipiant Queen then?
( bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Wed 11 Dec 2002, 14:28,
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especially on small childrengive the little buggers school lockers, it can't be good for them to hulk such massive things around all the time.
And whenever they turn around half the bus gets knocked over, domino style.
(And whenever they turn around half the bus gets knocked over, domino style.
Pootle,
Wed 11 Dec 2002, 14:32,
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how would they taketheir lunch to school?
( thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com,
Wed 11 Dec 2002, 14:38,
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This is true.I visit my Chiropractor every 3 months to sort out my fucked back, which I maintain is a product of malnutrition and uneven weightlifting during my school years. I went to a different school to my sisters and THEY don't have back problems.
( Dr Phil Kitten,
Wed 11 Dec 2002, 14:40,
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