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[challenge entry] Rizla teams up, Cross Selling....
Cross Selling....


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(I helped save b3ta! Deleted-User, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 11:33, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 11:34, archived)
# I wonder if you could actually uses king size rizla for tobacco
Its funny when 16 year olds came into the offy where I worked and asked for silver rizlas with a really guilty look.
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 11:36, archived)
# Pft`
The best one is asking for king-sized Rizlas and a twenty-pack of Superkings.
(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Thu 12 Jan 2006, 11:38, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that's just too disturbing...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 11:39, archived)
# Superkings?
ye gads man!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 11:41, archived)
# haha
My step dad used to smoke them, so when I nicked them from his packet I had to cut half an inch of the butt to make them smokeable
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 11:48, archived)
# I'm sure you could
but you'd probably feel a bit ill by the end.

silver rizlas are disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 11:38, archived)
# Shirely no worse than any other colour
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 11:40, archived)
# Too much saltpeter in Rizlas
Red and Green are the worst; like smoking newspaper.
(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Thu 12 Jan 2006, 11:43, archived)
# ^ this
I swore by the blue ones for years
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 11:49, archived)
# In desperation for nicotine
In my early teen years, and with no cigarettes, I emptied the remaining tobacco from butts in the ashtray, cut toilet paper into rizla shape, selotaped up and attempted to smoke.

Not one of my brighter ideas.....
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 11:50, archived)
# Ah the old fag-end round-up...
...takes me back to being a student

*looks all wistful*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 11:55, archived)
# indeed!
I used to keep it all in a little box for emergencies.

And then I would take it out of the butts of the rollups I made from the second hand tobacco, and make more!

It started get a bit minging after that
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:03, archived)
# I used post-it notes once
Nasty!
(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Thu 12 Jan 2006, 11:58, archived)
# silver rizlas are the best
rolling papers should be as thin and as long as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 11:44, archived)
# Very
true. Silvers are the way to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Thu 12 Jan 2006, 11:53, archived)
# they are very thin, yet really plasticy...
silver and blues make me choke like a bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:07, archived)
# There's a bloke
in an opposing village's cricket club near here who is legendary for the fact that when he's umpiring, he takes a king size Rizla & rolls about half an ounce of baccy into it before he goes out onto the field. It lasts him most of the innings (with several relightings, obviously).

I should perhaps add that my lot are best known for the fact that they mark their field placings with tins of beer. Full ones. We take our cricket seriously around here.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 11:41, archived)
# That's clearly a lie
Everyone knows that nobody actually plays cricket
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 11:42, archived)
# Plays?
You mean its a game?

I thought it was a punishment
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 11:47, archived)
# (with apologies to molesworth)
cricket is great, you can get bowled out instantly.

but with tennis, for instance, you have to miss again and again and again.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:19, archived)
# Apparently*
they were originally brought out with truck drivers in mind so they wouldn't have to drive quite so much with their elbows while they were rolling up...



* May or may not be anywhere from 0-100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Thu 12 Jan 2006, 11:55, archived)
# Nice
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 13:08, archived)