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# I knew a whole series of these.
I think I can remember some of them.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A. 'Cause it was dead.

Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
A. 'Cause it thought it was a game.

Q. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
A. I can't remember the answer to this one.

Or the remaining eighty-ten million.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:54, archived)
# He was tied to the other two.


Why did the elephant fall over?
He was hit by falling monkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:55, archived)
# I LOST THE GAME
omg teh caps!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:56, archived)
# I WON
THE GAME!
(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:01, archived)
# argh
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:01, archived)
# ah fuck
*shoots you*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:01, archived)
# 3) because it had been shot
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:00, archived)
# ahem
ahem
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:05, archived)
# *falls down dead*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:07, archived)