DJ Meow Mix in da house....somewhere yesterday


Cat Punter 1: "Scuse me guv, got any pills?"
Cat Punter 2: "Only Ketamine mate"
Cat Punter 1: "Ah Pukka me old sausage"

From the What your pets do when no one is watching challenge. See all 306 entries (closed)

(My Name Here, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:16, archived)

jesus fuck a horse
that is mad
( Spoon, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:16, archived)

not as mad as
someone saying 'jesus fuck a horse' :o)
( witchy :: Best before:, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:19, archived)

ands certainly not as mad as...
... someone photoshopping jesus fucking a horse.
Hmmm... I guess the race is on.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:22, archived)

you first mate,
my business class ticket to hell has already been paid for.
( witchy :: Best before:, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:27, archived)

business class?
I'm right up front in First.

(I actually just did shop it but it looks shit.)
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:35, archived)

Business class has
better drinks though; they're not as hot :)
( witchy :: Best before:, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:42, archived)

OK... This should secure me seat 1A and a blow job off the stewardess.

(edit - what has b3ta done to me?)
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:45, archived)

hmmmm
sacrelicious...
( hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:47, archived)

( Spoon, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:53, archived)

i was waiting for a second pic so I could say...
ooooh look, it's the second coming.
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:54, archived)

You're in 1B mate.
I was going to do that, but thought I'd done enough...
Here... help me with this champagne and have a beernut.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:54, archived)

why thank you
ooh look we're passing over the fiery gates of hades now
( Spoon, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 23:02, archived)

great...
not long to landing... make sure you stuff all the cutlery and slippers in your pockets.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 23:05, archived)

Is the horse saying...
"I don't care what they say, you're not performing bloody miracles on me, mate"
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:53, archived)

the horse looks
pretty nonplussed, given what's happening to him!
( witchy :: Best before:, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 23:00, archived)

he's not very demonstrative.
but he loves a holy thrusting.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 23:01, archived)

well,
who doesn't.
( witchy :: Best before:, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 23:11, archived)

i say "fuck a duck" a lot
by the by... i have video footage of my kitten doing exactly the above.. and stranger still - the tune on the platters was... what's new pussycat.. tom jones... i kid you not
( popt_art, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:27, archived)

I had to read that twice
before I realised you didn't mean you had footage of your kitten fucking a duck!
( witchy :: Best before:, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:31, archived)

there's people who'll pay good money for that.
.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:36, archived)

snarf
i wish! that would be SO wrong...
( popt_art, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:36, archived)

but yet SO right
for the right fee, as Chaotic's said :)
( witchy :: Best before:, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:43, archived)

I'd laugh.
I think I would fall off furniture repeatedly watching that.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:50, archived)

which in itself,
people would pay good money for!
( witchy :: Best before:, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 23:01, archived)

Hmmm... a money making opportunity.
That could easily be arranged. Must get hold of a DV camera, then I could fall off stuff for you.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 23:03, archived)

Not for me, thanks.
I'll be watching me videos of religious figures fucking farmyard animals.
( witchy :: Best before:, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 23:22, archived)

I've seen that before
can I ask please, did you make that yourself? or am I being realy rude?
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:18, archived)

I enjoy that.
alot.
( EvS, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:18, archived)

Thats straight from ratemykitten.com
Your cat riot999?
(acme, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:19, archived)

I recall Weebl pointing
that one out a few months ago....
( hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:20, archived)

Wow
That's fucking mental!

Edit: Bah!!!
( Baz Fuck off, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:21, archived)

er...
not his then?
(nevermind, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:21, archived)

I thought it was one
fnord had done but it's not the one on fnords profile. But I have seen it before, it may be his.
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:24, archived)

No!
People on ratemykitten have written that its all over the web, doubtfull its riot999's work
(acme, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:24, archived)

Here it is...
www.ratemykitten.com/?kitten=22892
( hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:28, archived)

Heh
Not my cat no, but a freind of a freinds cat, hes a DJ. I shit you not. (My freind, not the cat. :)
(My Name Here, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:23, archived)

but...
did you make the animation?

/edit : I see not. delete it. forcing good work into spazz
( dogsbollocks, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:27, archived)

itchy
chin
( Spoon, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:30, archived)

hehe
I saw something about the whole "itchy chin" thing earlier...someone found a site with examples of it and everything...great stuff
( dogsbollocks, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:32, archived)

you may be thinking of this:
www.fluxmunki.com/belm/index.shtml
but that is belming, a different kettle of fish to having an itchy chin
( Spoon, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:38, archived)

yeh!
that's the one. ah..different varieties of spazz there are...
( dogsbollocks, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:41, archived)

itchy chin = you are lying
belm = you are a spastic
( Spoon, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:46, archived)