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# Seasonal Pearoast

...as sent last year...
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:03, archived)
# That was in the NOTW magazine
yesterday. Is it yours?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:03, archived)
# yes
typical... it'll get printed in magazines and newspapers every year now
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:08, archived)
# When I saw it
I spent about half an hour looking for a tag, it had obviously came from here!

It's very good
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:10, archived)
# I believe the photo is DaveBr's
but I think Zaphod's Wombat made the original (might be wrong).

Anyway, Asda have actually done one!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:29, archived)
# oh god it's started...
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:04, archived)
# *Tescos Value Reply*
| | | | | | | |
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:05, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:07, archived)
# ||||||||
TESCO VALUE BANDWAGON?
|||||||||||||||||
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:08, archived)
# tesco value repost
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:11, archived)
# hehe
love the crotch grabbing action
(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:12, archived)
# hahahaha
I don't even know why that made me laugh so much
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:14, archived)
# wow!
has it really been a year already
since the great Tesco Value wagon?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:06, archived)
# i did exacatly the same last year
it was 50/50 successful.

the plus points, it was personeal and hand crafted (on the printer).

the down side, it's a fucking tesco value cards, you bastard, do you think i'm cheap?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:06, archived)
# I am sending two this year.
One to my girlfriend, and one to a girl who I know will not get any off any one else cos she's so ugly. I'm hoping it will make her feel less bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:08, archived)
# or may make her think that you want to ride her hard...




...in the ass...





...DRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:09, archived)
# It's love... of sorts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:11, archived)
# the closest of love between a man and a woman.

or a man and a man.


or two women, one with a strap on.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:14, archived)
# hmmm
but if she finds out it's a sympathy card that'd be more gutting than getting no cards.
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:13, archived)
# yes ^ this,
very much so

(he says, as once the long-ago recipient of a sympathy card, the emotional scars from which have remained to this day)

(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:16, archived)
# awww
I've only had 3 valentine's cards ever.

One was a joke, from my friend John
One was from one of my little brother's friends, who was about 8 at the time. Sweet, but not really the sort of thing I was after
One was from an ex, who had dumped me the day before Valentine's day but had already sent the card.

Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:18, archived)
# What's your address?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:22, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:23, archived)
# zomg!!!111
pearost in new thread!!!111
threadwaste!!!111

Oh wait, I'm not one of the b3ta Nazis...

Woo sir!
(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:09, archived)
# Ha ha!
Woo DaveBr
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:12, archived)
# haha!
i like the shitty clipart
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:12, archived)
# asda have stolen your idea
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4706320.stm
(stone the crows, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:13, archived)
# Hello neighbour
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:14, archived)
# *tips hat*
well howdy
(stone the crows, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:45, archived)
# hahaha
sneaky asda.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:17, archived)
# the...
...funny little buggers!
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Tesco
value reposts, you say...
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:14, archived)
# Hooray for
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:17, archived)
# *is teh smug about only ever Tesco value FP*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:17, archived)
# There was another...


(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:20, archived)
# no!?
was it R2Dildo?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:21, archived)
# hahahaha,
no!


(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:23, archived)
# i noticed it yesterday:)
www.b3ta.com/board/5649571
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:23, archived)
# Those...
...crazy mixed up kids!
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:46, archived)