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Seasonal Pearoast

...as sent last year...

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DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:03, archived)

That was in the NOTW magazine

yesterday. Is it yours?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:03, archived)

yes

typical... it'll get printed in magazines and newspapers every year now

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DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:08, archived)

When I saw it

I spent about half an hour looking for a tag, it had obviously came from here!

It's very good

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:10, archived)

I believe the photo is DaveBr's

but I think Zaphod's Wombat made the original (might be wrong).

Anyway, Asda have actually done one!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:29, archived)

oh god it's started...

*hides*

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:04, archived)

*Tescos Value Reply*

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:05, archived)

haha

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tipassoi, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:07, archived)

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TESCO VALUE BANDWAGON?
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(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:08, archived)

tesco value repost

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:11, archived)

hehe

love the crotch grabbing action

(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:12, archived)

hahahaha

I don't even know why that made me laugh so much

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:14, archived)

wow!

has it really been a year already
since the great Tesco Value wagon?

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:06, archived)

i did exacatly the same last year

it was 50/50 successful.

the plus points, it was personeal and hand crafted (on the printer).

the down side, it's a fucking tesco value cards, you bastard, do you think i'm cheap?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:06, archived)

I am sending two this year.

One to my girlfriend, and one to a girl who I know will not get any off any one else cos she's so ugly. I'm hoping it will make her feel less bad.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:08, archived)

or may make her think that you want to ride her hard...

...in the ass...

...DRY!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:09, archived)

It's love... of sorts.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:11, archived)

the closest of love between a man and a woman.

or a man and a man.

or two women, one with a strap on.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:14, archived)

hmmm

but if she finds out it's a sympathy card that'd be more gutting than getting no cards.

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tipassoi, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:13, archived)

yes ^ this,

very much so

(he says, as once the long-ago recipient of a sympathy card, the emotional scars from which have remained to this day)

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:16, archived)

awww

I've only had 3 valentine's cards ever.

One was a joke, from my friend John
One was from one of my little brother's friends, who was about 8 at the time. Sweet, but not really the sort of thing I was after
One was from an ex, who had dumped me the day before Valentine's day but had already sent the card.

Bah!

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tipassoi, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:18, archived)

What's your address?

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:22, archived)

haha

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tipassoi, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:23, archived)

zomg!!!111

pearost in new thread!!!111
threadwaste!!!111

Oh wait, I'm not one of the b3ta Nazis...

Woo sir!

(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:09, archived)

Ha ha!