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# Seasonal Pearoast

...as sent last year...
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:03, archived)
# That was in the NOTW magazine
yesterday. Is it yours?
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:03, archived)
# yes
typical... it'll get printed in magazines and newspapers every year now
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:08, archived)
# When I saw it
I spent about half an hour looking for a tag, it had obviously came from here!

It's very good
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:10, archived)
# I believe the photo is DaveBr's
but I think Zaphod's Wombat made the original (might be wrong).

Anyway, Asda have actually done one!
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:29, archived)
# oh god it's started...
*hides*
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:04, archived)
# *Tescos Value Reply*
| | | | | | | |
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:05, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:07, archived)
# ||||||||
TESCO VALUE BANDWAGON?
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(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:08, archived)
# tesco value repost
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:11, archived)
# hehe
love the crotch grabbing action
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:12, archived)
# hahahaha
I don't even know why that made me laugh so much
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:14, archived)
# wow!
has it really been a year already
since the great Tesco Value wagon?
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:06, archived)
# i did exacatly the same last year
it was 50/50 successful.

the plus points, it was personeal and hand crafted (on the printer).

the down side, it's a fucking tesco value cards, you bastard, do you think i'm cheap?
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:06, archived)
# I am sending two this year.
One to my girlfriend, and one to a girl who I know will not get any off any one else cos she's so ugly. I'm hoping it will make her feel less bad.
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:08, archived)
# or may make her think that you want to ride her hard...




...in the ass...





...DRY!
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:09, archived)
# It's love... of sorts.
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:11, archived)
# the closest of love between a man and a woman.

or a man and a man.


or two women, one with a strap on.
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:14, archived)
# hmmm
but if she finds out it's a sympathy card that'd be more gutting than getting no cards.
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:13, archived)
# yes ^ this,
very much so

(he says, as once the long-ago recipient of a sympathy card, the emotional scars from which have remained to this day)

(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:16, archived)
# awww
I've only had 3 valentine's cards ever.

One was a joke, from my friend John
One was from one of my little brother's friends, who was about 8 at the time. Sweet, but not really the sort of thing I was after
One was from an ex, who had dumped me the day before Valentine's day but had already sent the card.

Bah!
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:18, archived)
# What's your address?
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:22, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:23, archived)
# zomg!!!111
pearost in new thread!!!111
threadwaste!!!111

Oh wait, I'm not one of the b3ta Nazis...

Woo sir!
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:09, archived)
# Ha ha!
Woo DaveBr
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:12, archived)
# haha!
i like the shitty clipart
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:12, archived)
# asda have stolen your idea
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:13, archived)
# Hello neighbour
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:14, archived)
# *tips hat*
well howdy
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:45, archived)
# hahaha
sneaky asda.
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:17, archived)
# the...
...funny little buggers!
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Tesco
value reposts, you say...
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:14, archived)
# Hooray for
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:17, archived)
# *is teh smug about only ever Tesco value FP*


(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:17, archived)
# There was another...


(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:20, archived)
# no!?
was it R2Dildo?


(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:21, archived)
# hahahaha,
no!


(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:23, archived)
# i noticed it yesterday:)
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:23, archived)
# Those...
...crazy mixed up kids!
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:46, archived)