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[challenge entry] componishioness

and 'ning!

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(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 19:15, archived)
# compo it !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 19:16, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 19:18, archived)
# pfft another chester one;)
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 19:19, archived)
# Chester is a great city
I'm lovin' it!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 19:19, archived)
# are you a fellow cestrian?
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 19:20, archived)
# no, but I have visited it many times

and have great memories. Lovely place.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 19:23, archived)
# Its alright
except the guranga monks and irish tramps wanting money for the ferry/train
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 19:24, archived)
# there's room for everyone
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 19:27, archived)
# well the walls are creaking
and im not happy about it

/runs off into the sky
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 19:28, archived)
# don't be knockin the monks :)
i managed to have a half hour conversation with a guy called Nanda about how funky it is to get
high and play videogames
monks are the nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 19:29, archived)
# they harrass me
so they get my full support of a full grown jihad placed upon them
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 19:32, archived)
# Haha!
you've also got that hollyoaks crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 19:19, archived)
# i know
it's piss awful. i swear when i was in uni all i'd get was 'get me so and so's autograph!'
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 19:22, archived)
# I went for a job interview in Chester a few years back [this is a boring post, so feel free to turn off]

drove down and found the place quite easily; the company had been around for a good few years but the building was eerily spotless, to the point where it looked like they`d hired some poor cunt for work experience and got him to go over the walls with a toothbrush

the secretaries on the desks were drop dead gorgeous - serious stunners, and as I was sitting there thumbing through a few shite company magazines (the "I`d better find out what the fuck these people do in case they give me a job" moment) a couple of guys in suits walked past with their long flowing hair, all immaculate like

"fuck me, I`ve taken a wrong turn and ended up in Stepford" was running through my head

then the interview.. you know how you picture a witch to look? pointy nose, curly hair (witches have to have curly hair- Grottbags..) and these boily lumpy cyst wart things all over her face

anyway - not sure what the point of this post is, `cept for - never go for a job interview in Chester unless you`re blind with no haptic senses (in case you end up with witch lady after a night on the razzle and run your hands across her delicate face)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 19:33, archived)
# cant even get a job interview in chester!
well you can if you wanna work in a bra shop, or put shoes on a swollen scallys foot
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 19:35, archived)
# urr bra shop sounds great!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 19:37, archived)
# somehow theres a law against a man touching a womans breast willingly...
well a law against me doing it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 19:39, archived)
# what if you accidentally brush her with your stiffy?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 19:42, archived)
# i think thats allowed
for now
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 19:43, archived)
# .....
ok was this creatures surname Russell by any chance? cause it sounds rather familiar
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 19:37, archived)
# christ I don`t remember now.. was a good 5 years ago
I`ve a feeling her first name was Ann(e)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 19:41, archived)
# i do believe
you fearfully stumbled upon my old math teacher mrs anne russell, craziest witch thing in the west
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 19:44, archived)
# haha could be!
it`s really bugging me that I can`t remember the name of the company now.. it was a 3 or 4 lettered name.. an abbreviation

I think they did CRM software
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 19:48, archived)
# holy fudgecakes
thats her :D
bravo, you lived to tell the tale
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 19:51, archived)
# seriously? she took a job in HR?
wish I could remember what that company was called.. google`s turning up nothing of any use, but then again they could have re-branded or gone bust, so "crm +chester +java +corba" may not be a lot of use
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 19:54, archived)