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Advertising Hastings to visitors...

... by handing out a leaflet at the train station. I would probably start something like this:

Not that I'm bitter or twisted about the parking situation... 2am after a saturday night out and I have to drive around for half an hour then walk a mile home... what the hell's the point, eh?

From the Advertising Where You Live challenge. See all 430 entries (closed)

(David S Green, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 19:30, archived)

Download something better than paint.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 19:32, archived)

I will do at some point.

But if I get to slag off Hastings, Paint'll do the job nicely... :-)

(David S Green, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 19:33, archived)

Then put in a version which doesn't try to censor "fuck."

That is for crappy filters on other websites to do.

We don't care for them.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 19:35, archived)

yes - say FUCK - we like it round these parts

and download paint.net if you want a free n easy graphics prog

www.eecs.wsu.edu/paint.net/

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 8 Apr 2006, 20:17, archived)

FUCK FUCK FUCK,

fucky fucky fucky fuck.

See? It's both big and clever.

(MooCow_Byter, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 20:49, archived)

For point number 2

...And if you stare too long, you become the father.

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KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 19:49, archived)