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# Salford
Mate, Stretford here.. we kick your heads in .. ya muppets
(IxdaWiz, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:41, archived)
# Guffaw!
Went to stretford grammar so I know what a dump your place is!
(bandgeekmafia78, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:41, archived)
# Stretford.. is fucking ace
what you saying ya muppet.. do one !
(IxdaWiz, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:43, archived)
# brappppppp!
the robin hood is a crap pub
(bandgeekmafia78, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:44, archived)
# Robin Hood...
Mate, dont even bother coming over the quays..
or me and lads, will come down to langworthy and challenge you to a walkoff
(IxdaWiz, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:46, archived)
# roflamo
coming from stretford myself...

I think it should be bombed!
(Kennifer, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 20:20, archived)
# Ahhhh... I remember falling off a skateboard and scraping the skin off my face in stretford
Those were the days... *harp music*
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:42, archived)
# are you living somewhere nicer now?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:46, archived)
# I've lived in a reasonably nice part of manchester for all of my life
But I have adventures of pain everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:49, archived)
# Longsight?
Wooot for the guns!
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:52, archived)
# Moss side :)
Nah, I live in didsbury. It's not the nicest place in the world, but it's better than getting bum-raped in alexandra park.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:53, archived)
# Withington resident here
BTW, all the guns have moved to Longsight. Moss Side's almost like Chelsea now. Erm...

I want to meet someone who lives in New Islington. Who the fuck named that?
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:55, archived)
# Raaaaas small world, G.
Do you know the b3tan supermoore? He was pretty prolific before he buggered off.. Well my mum taught him at primary school when he was 7. True story.

Besides, i'm sure there are still a lot of guns in moss side. I don't think they've migrated or anything. Ooh! *points to flock of guns* Aww, isn't that beautiful?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 20:01, archived)
# Dispersal is the key
They dispersed all the gangs from Moss Side to other places (namely Longsight). There's a few in Whalley Range too. You have to read the Reporter religiously to keep up with it all...

BTW, I used to work in Beswick sometimes. That place was hideous!
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 20:04, archived)
# Ugh, the reporter is generally "man loses keys"
Next day: "man finds keys".

They should disperse the gangs to remote villages in yorkshire, that'd sort it out. Drive by shootings in a tractor etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 20:08, archived)
# Withington Posse in da ouse
A woo for Withers people.
(Wiggles, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 20:38, archived)
# Wooo!
And another woo for Wilmslow Road being the busiest bus route in Europe!

Actually, retract that woo, not good...
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 20:41, archived)
# I've not been home for a couple of years now
The thought of a bus service that actually works warms the cockles of my heart. I do miss the old Ralph Bollock 42s. I also miss my scally youth, bottles of vodka et al in St Cuthbert's school playground and losing my virginity in an orgy in Fog Lane Park.

The good old days.
(Wiggles, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 20:44, archived)