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[challenge entry] I think I win for living in the biggest dump


But alas, I'm Salford and proud. I live in the hardest place in the UK unless B3ta has members from St.Pauls or Easter House?


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(bandgeekmafia78, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:37, archived)
# Ahhh.. I remember getting punched in the face in salford quays
Those were the days... *harp music*
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:38, archived)
# coatbridge
Live in Wythenshawe
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:39, archived)
# ha!
tis true tis true!
(bandgeekmafia78, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:41, archived)
# Ahh.. I remember slicing part of my toe of in wythenshawe...
Those were the days... *harp music*
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:41, archived)
# squirrel-flaps
ahah i once got assaulted by wythenshawe scum in tescos baguely!
(Smallpox, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:46, archived)
# Now that's a big tesco's.
Bigger than the moooooooooooooooooooooooon.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:52, archived)
# Altrincham's is bigger
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 20:25, archived)
# fookin ell
I was born in Wythenshawe

had the sense to get out before I was 2 :-)
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:48, archived)
# I used to go shopping in Wythenshawe
Nearly got in a fight on the 105 with some gobby scally bitch with a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle...

(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:50, archived)
# Why?
I go shopping in the Trafford Centre (or Tesco Baguley)
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 20:26, archived)
# My shopping's delivered from Tesco Baguley
I used to go to buy cheap nappies from B&M. Don't need 'em anymore, so no need to go to Wythy!
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 20:39, archived)
# !
(deathbyfeedback, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:52, archived)
# Salford
Mate, Stretford here.. we kick your heads in .. ya muppets
(IxdaWiz, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:41, archived)
# Guffaw!
Went to stretford grammar so I know what a dump your place is!
(bandgeekmafia78, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:41, archived)
# Stretford.. is fucking ace
what you saying ya muppet.. do one !
(IxdaWiz, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:43, archived)
# brappppppp!
the robin hood is a crap pub
(bandgeekmafia78, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:44, archived)
# Robin Hood...
Mate, dont even bother coming over the quays..
or me and lads, will come down to langworthy and challenge you to a walkoff
(IxdaWiz, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:46, archived)
# roflamo
coming from stretford myself...

I think it should be bombed!
(Kennifer, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 20:20, archived)
# Ahhhh... I remember falling off a skateboard and scraping the skin off my face in stretford
Those were the days... *harp music*
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:42, archived)
# are you living somewhere nicer now?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:46, archived)
# I've lived in a reasonably nice part of manchester for all of my life
But I have adventures of pain everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:49, archived)
# Longsight?
Wooot for the guns!
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:52, archived)
# Moss side :)
Nah, I live in didsbury. It's not the nicest place in the world, but it's better than getting bum-raped in alexandra park.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:53, archived)
# Withington resident here
BTW, all the guns have moved to Longsight. Moss Side's almost like Chelsea now. Erm...

I want to meet someone who lives in New Islington. Who the fuck named that?
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:55, archived)
# Raaaaas small world, G.
Do you know the b3tan supermoore? He was pretty prolific before he buggered off.. Well my mum taught him at primary school when he was 7. True story.

Besides, i'm sure there are still a lot of guns in moss side. I don't think they've migrated or anything. Ooh! *points to flock of guns* Aww, isn't that beautiful?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 20:01, archived)
# Dispersal is the key
They dispersed all the gangs from Moss Side to other places (namely Longsight). There's a few in Whalley Range too. You have to read the Reporter religiously to keep up with it all...

BTW, I used to work in Beswick sometimes. That place was hideous!
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 20:04, archived)
# Ugh, the reporter is generally "man loses keys"
Next day: "man finds keys".

They should disperse the gangs to remote villages in yorkshire, that'd sort it out. Drive by shootings in a tractor etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 20:08, archived)
# Withington Posse in da ouse
A woo for Withers people.
(Wiggles, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 20:38, archived)
# Wooo!
And another woo for Wilmslow Road being the busiest bus route in Europe!

Actually, retract that woo, not good...
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 20:41, archived)
# I've not been home for a couple of years now
The thought of a bus service that actually works warms the cockles of my heart. I do miss the old Ralph Bollock 42s. I also miss my scally youth, bottles of vodka et al in St Cuthbert's school playground and losing my virginity in an orgy in Fog Lane Park.

The good old days.
(Wiggles, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 20:44, archived)
# Chatham
Not harded I dont rekon, seeming as you have a tank and everything,
but definetly a biger dump
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:42, archived)
# Nope
Never been there. *harpist leaves*
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:45, archived)
# Good
stay away
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:48, archived)
# Salford is siiiiiiiick mate, proper buzzin innit!
Salford is a great place. If you ever have the pleasure, travel the World Famous M10 bus to anywhere and everywhere. It takes you past our lovliest of places.... tootal drive, eccles bus station, patricroft bridge etc. etc.
(bandgeekmafia78, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:51, archived)
# Hey, I ride the M10 to uni!
It always smells of piss. Don't get it between 3.15 and 4pm going to town though, it's always full of little scrotes...
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:53, archived)
# I miss the M10
Used to catch it from Castle Irwell into town almost every day, when the fucker turned up...
(Ed Can Do, Tue 18 Apr 2006, 13:38, archived)
# You know what, I'm good
It's bad enough I have to endure this shithole, let alone visit yours
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:53, archived)
# naah
Chatham is ok...

well apart from...

(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:50, archived)
# HAHAA!!
Any excuse! Yeh saw this t'other day
I personally dont think it does it justice.
Chatham is much worse than this flyer is making out to be
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:51, archived)
# I've lived here for a while now
I think I've somehow become immune to the chavness and depravity

ok, maybe not the depravity...
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:52, archived)
# You hear the good news?
Billy The Quid Bhagdad Benny's got an ASBO!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 11 Apr 2006, 19:56, archived)
# who dat?
not heard of him...

In any case, ASBOs are just badges of honour for scum... they get much RESPECT! from the Medway Massive...

*pretends to know what I'm wittering on about*
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Tue 11 Apr 2006, 20:02, archived)
# So when is
the next Manchester/Salford B3TA punch meet up?
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 20:02, archived)
# Never.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 20:09, archived)
# You're obviously unfamiliar
with a little place called Glasgow.

Or all of Scotland, come to think of it. Nails-est in the world, one might say, goign by averages.
(deleted, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 20:13, archived)
# There's a competition I'd like to see
What's harder - Salford Kiss or Glasgow Kiss?
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 20:25, archived)
# Salford...
Now boasting upside-down terraced houses!

linky
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 20:31, archived)
# Hmmmmm
In Fairyland, I'd say lovely.

In Salford, I'd say c'est une grande crock de merde...
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 20:42, archived)
# hello
Ive seen those Urban Splash houses and they look shite.

oh, and Salford would win hands down in a punch up. We're MAD FERR IT' I'll have you know :D
(bandgeekmafia78, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 8:45, archived)
# salford salggin
u cock, u should be proud to be salfordian. Just ignore all the scroats!
(Lousk, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 23:10, archived)