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# Is it me? Or does he look like the Tunnocks biscuit boy?
??

P.S. Mines a gapachino....
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:10, archived)
# It's you.
You look like the Tunnock's boy.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:11, archived)
# ahh the Tunnocks boy,
I was wondering who the hell the Tuckston Boy was
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:12, archived)
# You mean this fella?


Looks like a nonce to me...
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:16, archived)
# get DOWNS with tunnocks boy
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:21, archived)
# That's the one :o)
Ninja'd ;o)
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:12, archived)
# here he is in a Tarby-style jumper


(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Spiffing!
I am at home. I live opposite a school, and it is lunchtime. I am looking out the window and wanking. Is it wrong if they can't see my cock?
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:18, archived)
# not at all
which school is it?
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:20, archived)
# The Academy
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:22, archived)
# that's very convenient for Dobies.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:24, archived)
# And molesting school children
I've just abducted 3. What an afternoon I'm going to have
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:26, archived)
# well
it is your day off!
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:27, archived)
# it depends
on what kind of farm you are running
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:20, archived)
# silly bobamu - ghays are not allowed near animals!
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:22, archived)
# lol!
they might start bumming them and having teh bum sex!!

lolz!!
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:24, archived)
# wouldn't put it past em!


(just remembered what my sig is today)
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:26, archived)
# you wouldn't be able to put it "past" them
it would have to go straight in them!

O_o
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:27, archived)
# *bums*
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:28, archived)
# oh!!
daddy!!!
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:29, archived)
# I used to work on a pig farm, and we had gay pigs
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:30, archived)
# you mean you had to gay up the pigs
Rebecca Loos style?
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:32, archived)
# That wasn't my department,
but yes, one of the guys had to wank them off into a cup. And the boars used to shove their curly wangers into each others anus's (ani?). It gave me the right horn.

I used to have to put my arm up pigs mimsies, but that wasn't as much fun
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:34, archived)
# *imagines pigs mimsies*


*remembers there is the interweb*


*googles*


*cries*
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:36, archived)
#
*cries*

*wanks*
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:43, archived)
# you didn't enjoy pig fisting?
wierdo!
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:38, archived)
# They wouldn't let me wank while was doing it
It takes all the fun away
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:41, archived)
# How did an innocent post about Tarby taking over the corporate world...
...lead to animal bum sex and wanking over small children?

Only on b3ta.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:38, archived)
# Doesn't every conversation
go that way?
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:40, archived)
# If given long enough!
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:42, archived)
# Then back to Kevin Bacon!!
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:45, archived)
# I suppose it does...
I was only just saying to my mum how I like to give the piglets on our local farm a good rogering...

Oh, how she laughed!
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:42, archived)
# depends what type of school it is....
on the perv scale...

Secondary (boys) = 10 points
Secondary (girls) = 40 points
Primary (boys) = 30 points
Primary (girls) = 60 points
Nursery/pre school = Hull

(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:21, archived)
# that is so wrong!!
hahaha
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:22, archived)
# Secondary, mixed
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:22, archived)
# Are you using it for inspiration??
or just in the window as that is where the interweb is?
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Oh inspiration
Those young boys in their tight shorts.......
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:27, archived)
# 50 points then.
there is one near us, and the girls wear skirts so short, there are usually car loads of pervs that need to "go out for spin" every schoolday at around 3.00 for some reason.....

(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:25, archived)
# I know those f**kin coppers...
Will they ever learn!
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:27, archived)
# haha out for a spin
that just gives me the mental image of cars rotating near teh schoolgirls while the dudes inside beat themselves to oblivion
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:31, archived)
# thats about it ....
its a 10 minute walk from the school to the town center, and there is a huge carpark, that again seems to have more cars in it after 3 than any other time... something about shopping :-)

*checks watch*
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:34, archived)
# So you always go for a 10
minute walk past the school at (or just after) 3pm?
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:43, archived)
# too many
of the schoolgirls going straight to work after school or something like that? :)
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:43, archived)
# Can you jizz out of
the window, while still keeping your cock out of sight?
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:22, archived)
# I'll certainly try
I'll have to keep wanking a while longer to build up the payload
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Keep us informed


[Edit] ... Are you still going? I take my hat off to you sir.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:25, archived)
# I've got a velux window
about head height. I need quite a spurt to clear it. Getting a bit chaffed now though
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:47, archived)
# Don't...
He'll probably fill it!!! haha
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:47, archived)
# Claris... I can smell you.....
hahaha
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Silly flour man
dildo is not rolling pin!
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:18, archived)
# yet butter can be lube
he is a nonsense
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:21, archived)
# TUNNOCKS! TUNNOCKS! TUNNOCKS!
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:23, archived)
# I love this.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Burning hot tea and hand have joined ,
and made a hand burnt by spittaged tea now thanks to you
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:25, archived)
# haha, sorry mate! :)
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:29, archived)
# haha
that is the tits
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:32, archived)
# woo!
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:34, archived)
# fucking
YES!!!!

This is the tunnocks thing I wanted to see!


Woo!
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:48, archived)
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*breathes*

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(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:34, archived)
# hahaha
that's a lot of hahah!
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:35, archived)
# I cant take any more tunnocks, it will kill me
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:39, archived)
# heehee


(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:34, archived)
# that just made me laugh my ass off!!
:o)
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:36, archived)
# that's great!

(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:26, archived)
# hahaha
awesome!
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:38, archived)