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# genre? Erm... religious iconography
or this...

A Buddhist monk was out walking in the foothills of the Himalayas, contemplating the beauty of nature and the sanctity of life, when he was set upon by a yeti. The yeti tore into the monks robes and struck a savage blow with its powerful clawed hand, ripping a horrible wound into the monk’s belly. The yeti, now overcome with lust, has begun to brutally fuck the gaping bloody wound with its enormous, throbbing spiked cock. The beasts massive balls are swinging back and forth in its pendulous scrotum. Meanwhile, the Dali Lama, controller of the yeti, stands watching from behind a bush. His glasses are askew as he laughs maniacally, his orange robes are hitched up to his round belly and he viciously beats at his own engorged prick with a sharp rock, thus creating a beautiful fountain of blood and spunk.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:10, archived)
# bin dun
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:12, archived)
# You have such a way with words
I can visualise each drop of spunk as if it were flowing before my eyes
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:13, archived)
# that's a good Max High education for you!

(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:17, archived)
# Is that not a "special" school?
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:29, archived)
# it made me "special"

(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:51, archived)
# HAHAHA
jesus christ

.. that`s given me the horn
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:22, archived)
# 'noon!
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:23, archived)
# broyyyyyannnnnnnn!
ello mister

chunderbunny`s coming to teh pub tomorrow night.. sheetweaf again - you popping along? save me from talking shop all night with my cow-orkers
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:26, archived)
# I'm out up in town I'm afraid.
Doubt I'll be back in Ealing before closing. Arse. Another time - are you London beering on the 13th?
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:51, archived)
# 4dam and I have been competing on JJ cartoon time filth for a few weeks
you've missed out on some incredible erotica!
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:25, archived)
# pity mongychops isn`t here to witness such ... graphic er..
thingie
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Good lord
I worry about you sometimes.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Why, have I mis-punctuated somewhere?
;-)

There's been a lot of this sort of thing recently, see my answer to Rik above...
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:48, archived)