
or this...
A Buddhist monk was out walking in the foothills of the Himalayas, contemplating the beauty of nature and the sanctity of life, when he was set upon by a yeti. The yeti tore into the monks robes and struck a savage blow with its powerful clawed hand, ripping a horrible wound into the monk’s belly. The yeti, now overcome with lust, has begun to brutally fuck the gaping bloody wound with its enormous, throbbing spiked cock. The beasts massive balls are swinging back and forth in its pendulous scrotum. Meanwhile, the Dali Lama, controller of the yeti, stands watching from behind a bush. His glasses are askew as he laughs maniacally, his orange robes are hitched up to his round belly and he viciously beats at his own engorged prick with a sharp rock, thus creating a beautiful fountain of blood and spunk.
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Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:10,
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A Buddhist monk was out walking in the foothills of the Himalayas, contemplating the beauty of nature and the sanctity of life, when he was set upon by a yeti. The yeti tore into the monks robes and struck a savage blow with its powerful clawed hand, ripping a horrible wound into the monk’s belly. The yeti, now overcome with lust, has begun to brutally fuck the gaping bloody wound with its enormous, throbbing spiked cock. The beasts massive balls are swinging back and forth in its pendulous scrotum. Meanwhile, the Dali Lama, controller of the yeti, stands watching from behind a bush. His glasses are askew as he laughs maniacally, his orange robes are hitched up to his round belly and he viciously beats at his own engorged prick with a sharp rock, thus creating a beautiful fountain of blood and spunk.

I can visualise each drop of spunk as if it were flowing before my eyes
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Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:13,
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ello mister
chunderbunny`s coming to teh pub tomorrow night.. sheetweaf again - you popping along? save me from talking shop all night with my cow-orkers
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Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:26,
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chunderbunny`s coming to teh pub tomorrow night.. sheetweaf again - you popping along? save me from talking shop all night with my cow-orkers

Doubt I'll be back in Ealing before closing. Arse. Another time - are you London beering on the 13th?
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Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:51,
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you've missed out on some incredible erotica!
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Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:25,
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