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# That should make things quicker...
Just installed a new firefox extension...


Click for full size glory.

(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 1:38, archived)
# Hmmm
2 months - you are in the realms of being a board nazi ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 1:40, archived)
# And proud!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 1:41, archived)
# One thing I've disliked about how b3ta has changed
the way the FAQ was very much just a guide back in the day, but as time has gone on it's more become THE BOOK OF LAW! which thou shalt not defy!
I cant bitch at people who act like this anymore, as it seems like it's more officialy endorsed these days. It's a real shame.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 1:50, archived)
# you just want a badge.. don't you ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 1:51, archived)
# No, i want fun, sex, and pudding
not necessarily in that order.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 1:53, archived)
# hmm.... fun, yes, sex.. no.
unless that is with puddings...

ok.. you're in...



(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 1:56, archived)
# Oi! I'm arresting you for impersonating a person of authoritah!
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(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:18, archived)
# oh no you don't....
I have super powers...

*hexes*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:21, archived)
# *beats with love truncheon*
respect mai authoritah!
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:28, archived)
# *cries havoc*
*unleashes the dogs of war*

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:32, archived)
# bored nazi?
(Undercovers, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 3:24, archived)
# you want a b3ta anarchist badge
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Sat 3 Jun 2006, 1:56, archived)
# ashully... they is quite rare....
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 1:57, archived)
# hahahaha, if only
I just like trying to do things a little different, because so many people just do everything the same.
(granted i'm not very good at it these days though)
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 1:58, archived)
# What an awesome list of things
I've adopted it
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:03, archived)
# I am substituting baklava for pudding
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:05, archived)
# I think baklava could fall under the category of pudding
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:06, archived)
# *checks* you are probably correct
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:08, archived)
# It's not as annoying as people just sticking a cdc
on every fucking thing, scrawling crap cartoons or endless bandwagons. 9 out of 10 posts have no attempt to be genuinely funny or skillful.

/rant
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:05, archived)
# yes, but those things tend to get ignored.
A good, funny image that's a bit big may get little or no recognition for actually being a good, funny image.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:10, archived)
# It's probably get no recognition anyhow
unless it has the quo or a purple cock it in
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:12, archived)
# or kittins
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:15, archived)
# yeah, although we most certainly need more
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(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:17, archived)
# oh yes...
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:19, archived)
# I'll give you a badge.... but you need to promise to swear to the
b3ta board Nazi code of practice....

1: I will right click and check the file size of all images posted, no matter when.

2: I will take the piss out of anybody at anytime who calls me a Nazi.

3: I will point to the FAQ at all cases of any file more than 20k over the guidelines

4: I will take care to spell check and file size check every single post I make from now on in case I may be caught by one of my fellow Nazi’s

5: As a Nazi, we are exempt from punctuation errors. But that does not mean we go light on those that transgress.

6: I can make rules up as I go along ***











***may not be true
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 1:51, archived)
# fuck 'em :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 1:53, archived)
# and you as well....


(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 1:56, archived)
# Fuck the board nazis!




(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:05, archived)
# It's a flamer
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:06, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:11, archived)
# fuck the nazis?
Great!!

*lubes up*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:12, archived)
# this
minus this: :)
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:04, archived)
# Woo!
1. Check
2. Probably will do.
3. Definitely will do.
4. Check
5. Double Check
6. I are teh winnar!*

*New rule I just made up.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 1:54, archived)
# and damn it to hell.... here.


anybody else?

I have a few left...

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 1:57, archived)
# Even more Woo!
*Grows moustache*

*Dons jackboots*

Attention! No PeaRoasting! Keep those images small!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:00, archived)
# Pssh.
I don't want your badge.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:36, archived)
# re: 4
the plural of Nazi is Nazis. :P
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 1:59, archived)
# what part of 5 did you not get?
*points and laffs*

and hands over badge...

(nick one from above)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:00, archived)
# With hand on heart,
Any photo-realistic depiction of any sexual organ (or titties) of any size in any context at any time is NSFW and I pledge to point this out within nanoseconds of said image appearing and insist point-blank that the perpetrator link the image forthwith.

PS - I fucking hate James Nesbitt. What a fucking twat.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:10, archived)
# ^This
He's a right cunt. I had the opportunity to whack him but I'd have been sacked.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:16, archived)
# yes
I saw that but doubted that you realised your mistake in 4 :P
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:12, archived)
# ah.. but you mistake that as real
you dreamed it.

edit

actually...


that should have been dreamt it...

or something.

ah well.. such is the life of a nazi...
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:13, archived)
# Hahaha
I fall into all of those in some way or another. Does that make me a board nazi too?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:15, archived)
# founder member mate...
go nick a badge...

:-)

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:16, archived)
# Ta matey :D
Feel free to grab a grump badge if the mood takes you. That's what it's there for ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:19, archived)
# nicking now as I type
cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:24, archived)
# Here you go, have fun with your new extension
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 1:57, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:05, archived)