Why doesnt Jesus eat M&Ms?


From the Sick Joke Illustration challenge. See all 210 entries (closed)

( Rails [*·:·], Wed 14 Jun 2006, 14:45, archived)

Because he has a nut allergy

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 14:47, archived)

Oh noes

( Rails [*·:·], Wed 14 Jun 2006, 14:57, archived)

that deserves this

(kaedesmith, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 14:58, archived)

jesus looks like a proper spanner in that photograph*
no wonder he never got a ride if he was walking about with eye liner, lip gloss and a crap goatee.

*is aware that it is not a photograph
( mr spoons, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 14:48, archived)

you've just described every emo I've ever met

( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 14:52, archived)

there was an emo right in front of me on my train once.
he was crying, and i had to stop myself from laughing my arse off...
( Mr. Johnson, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 14:55, archived)

If his photo is in the obituaries
make sure to post it so we can all have a good laugh.
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Wed 14 Jun 2006, 14:57, archived)

that occured to me when i was writing it.
but jesus looks a bit more like a hippy marc bolan in that painting.

i would have been with the jews,
LYNCH THE FUCKING HIPPY
( mr spoons, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 14:57, archived)

hahaha
Is that a uniquely scottish term (ride)? I use it all the time, but what about you englishers?
( 4dam party, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 14:54, archived)

Die Englisher Schum

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 14:56, archived)

Still not here

( 4dam party, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 14:56, archived)

it's usually used as a negative term..

shut it ya fckin' ride!!
( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 14:56, archived)

Best said with a really nasal accent
No, i don't use it in that sense, more

"Did you get a ride off that dirty last night?"
( 4dam party, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 14:58, archived)

gis a swatch
one of my favourite scottish things
(kaedesmith, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 15:01, archived)

i was going to say 'shan ride'
but i didn't know if anyone would understand.

mon the scottish lingo!
( mr spoons, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 15:00, archived)

because 2000 years ago you couldn't get it for love nor money in jeruselem
plus they had been invented at that time.

also the story of jesus is a test of faith, it's not been proved that anything really happend, he may well just be a mytical figure.
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 14:51, archived)

they stick to his stigmata

( gaijintendo in a reflective mood, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 14:54, archived)

Not kosher?

( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 15:01, archived)

they make him dribble?


(I_am_B, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 15:23, archived)