I remember reading an article on a KLM flight that went along the lines of
'De nederlandisches armee generaal hast beeen sunspendieert voor hafing pornografik magazeens in hees office.'
Then the classic phone display message in Amsterdam:
'Welkom. Steek kart een'
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drunkenoaf,
Thu 13 Jul 2006, 12:07,
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