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[challenge entry] anti-compo!


Edit: bollocks, 4 posts down already!
Edit2: Double bollocks! Hijacked by irrelevant wittering on the nature of Dutch!
Edit3: I'll make it a compo entry, that'll learn 'em

From the If Emo Ruled The World challenge. See all 340 entries (closed)

(haberman is singing in the changes, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:52, archived)
# De Telegraaf?
Dutch is ostensibly very easy.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:57, archived)
# Dutchhen es osteenseble veery eesee.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 13 Jul 2006, 12:01, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 12:02, archived)
# Grasmaaier?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 13 Jul 2006, 12:04, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 12:06, archived)
# Dick Advocaat
"penis eggy vanilla liqueur"?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 12:09, archived)
# hehe
yes, his name is funny even to dutchies
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 12:12, archived)
# I remember reading an article on a KLM flight that went along the lines of
"De nederlandisches armee generaal hast beeen sunspendieert voor hafing pornografik magazeens in hees office."

Then the classic phone display message in Amsterdam:

"Welkom. Steek kart een"
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 12:07, archived)