kentucky fried emu


Emu Rules! Especially extra crispy!

From the If Emo Ruled The World challenge. See all 345 entries (closed)

(janetdoggy, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 9:54, archived)

Hmm
tastes like chicken
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 9:55, archived)

yep
So does snake and rabbit...
(janetdoggy, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 9:57, archived)

cute little bunnies!
the cuter the tastier
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 9:58, archived)

Yay! I need breakfast
Then I'll do my next car pic :)
( davew27, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 9:55, archived)

yay!
that makes me so happy :D

yay! \o/
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 9:56, archived)

No

( davew27, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:03, archived)

hahha!!!
I'm so happy!!! :D

sunshine and kittens \o/ !!!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:07, archived)

do a calibra!

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:00, archived)

No

( davew27, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:03, archived)

Do you have a blog?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:02, archived)

No

( davew27, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:03, archived)

Pfft!
ello gorge-arse (as in gorgeous, not an arse like cheddar)
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:04, archived)

Or an arse like a deep windy gorge

( The Doctor, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:05, archived)

You've obviously met Mr Bawls then......

( 4dam party, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:08, archived)

No, but I want to now
More cushy for the pushy!
( The Doctor, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:10, archived)

It's like throwing a cocktail stick down a well

( 4dam party, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:14, archived)

I COME BACK TO THIS ABUSE!!!
:D
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 12:43, archived)

Stop smiling you daft emo.

( The Doctor, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:03, archived)

No

( davew27, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:04, archived)

ban ban ban ban ban ban
whining emo cunts
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:07, archived)

He'll have the record for the most posts ever soon
unfortunately 48% of them are just "No"
and 51% are the ones where he asks what something is/means
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:10, archived)

Yes
I noticed that too
( davew27, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:11, archived)

hahahaha

( Derek Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:12, archived)

Indeed
www.b3ta.com/board/6102570
( 4dam party, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:12, archived)

:O
I didn't read that before! :(
( davew27, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:14, archived)

Well you have a reply in the thread :)

Just make more stuff, stop questioning EVERYTHING and you'll be grand
( 4dam party, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:18, archived)

get with the program

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:19, archived)

It's odd, but I'm hearing this:




why would that be?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:20, archived)

er, emO not emU

LOLROFLOLOLO!!!1111eleventy!
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 9:56, archived)

:)

( davew27, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:02, archived)

you should have stopped him smiling
making something grey doesn't really equate with a popular culture trend for being miserable.

Grey is often use dto great effect in positive imagery.

You will learn this one day.
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:11, archived)

How the fuck is this "If emo ruled the world" ?
Booooooooo

/back to hangover housework blog
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 9:56, archived)

Was thinking exactly the same thing....
...just glad you said it first!
( fucksocks I'm a positive bloke...by positive I mean HIV., Fri 14 Jul 2006, 9:58, archived)

psst
:)
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 9:58, archived)

Hello freebies :)
I have to go and clean the house now, and make a fantabulous pimms cocktail while I'm suffering from too much pimms.

*woe*
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:00, archived)

Pimms?!?!
I have never tried this....is it nice?

What you have in ya cocktail?
( fucksocks I'm a positive bloke...by positive I mean HIV., Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:02, archived)

Don't forget the cucumber

( Derek Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:13, archived)

potato - potahto
really? is there a difference? I bet it still tastes like chicken
(janetdoggy, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 9:59, archived)

I'd say theres a fairly large amount of difference between a bird and a whining pre-teen, yes.

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:01, archived)

GRUMPYGRUMPYGRUMPYGRUMPY

Time of the month dear?

:)
( 4dam party, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:00, archived)

Hahahaa
Nah, that was last week :)
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:01, archived)

hahahaha
_{I fucking hate this compo}
( 4dam party, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:03, archived)

pfffft
_{^ this}
( The Doctor, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:03, archived)

Pfft!
No This ^^
( fucksocks I'm a positive bloke...by positive I mean HIV., Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:05, archived)

mpg
Heh, My car gets YPG...Yards per Gallon
(janetdoggy, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:02, archived)

Jesus
LURKURAMA!

That tops my 3 and half years does that
( 4dam party, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:04, archived)

and look at the happy smiling face on the colonels, er.. face

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:00, archived)

That's Rolf Harris
the anti-emo.
( The Doctor, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:01, archived)

oh my god
if emo and anti emo met

the horror

then we could all just get on with our lives
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:03, archived)

I have this theory that bad "art" such as images of the queen
would cancel out all the bad "poetry" such as that produced by an emo.

Unleash the Rolfs I say.
( The Doctor, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:04, archived)

what if it didn't cancel out
what if there was images of the queen with angst laden poetry drawn over it

some muppet will think it's the greatest insight ever
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:08, archived)

I'll quickly sign my name on the bottom of it and enter it for next years Turner prize.

( The Doctor, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:09, archived)

darn!
you get to win the turner prize and become internationally famous and have hot and cold running bimbos

meanwhile, I get a turd in the eyes and remain completely unknown and have hot and cold fluid leaking out of my bimbs.

No, I have no idea either
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:12, archived)