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[challenge entry] Cybersex

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(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 15:25, archived)
# Doesn't look that thrilling to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 15:26, archived)
# Yeah
He/she isn't even smiling.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 15:26, archived)
# Yay Mensa
I got kicked out for behaviour unbecoming of a gentleman:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Not the tights and skirt thing again!!
oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 21 Jul 2006, 15:28, archived)
# Exactly how did you manage that?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Sadly there was no clause for
flooring a rasist bigot at a pub meeting:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 15:53, archived)
# If Mensa are so fucking
clever, why don't they put their collective intelligence to some decent use, i.e. solving some of the world's more pressing problems, rather than doing some silly puzzles.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 21 Jul 2006, 15:54, archived)
# think of the possibilities
for fellatio with those head handles though....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 15:27, archived)
# It's like pigtails
Only better, and probably more legal.

On second thoughts, having sex with a robot is probably more frowned upon, except in Japan.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 15:32, archived)
# I'm still not convinced...
...by the small rectangular mouth though.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 15:35, archived)
# 2 choices
it's for labia, or they've got little rectangular tongues.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 15:44, archived)
# is cyber sex a brand now?
or has this compo gone off the rails and doesn't know what it is any more?
(mr_brett When the keyboardist breaks his face, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Evolution, innit
That's a direct quote of Dr Livingstone. Yes, the innit as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 15:35, archived)