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[challenge entry] New range of lubes announced

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(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 24 Jul 2006, 23:25, archived)
# My father informed me today they used to use whale sperm as industrial lubricant when he was in the merchant navy
I just felt like letting you know that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Sisko I hate the whole world, Mon 24 Jul 2006, 23:26, archived)
# now I know why
sailors were sometimes called "seamen".

BA FUCKING DUM
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 24 Jul 2006, 23:27, archived)
# I knew that sort of thing went on on board ship
but not on an industrial scale
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 24 Jul 2006, 23:29, archived)
# a sperm whale ejaculates 400 gallons of sperm

why do you think the sea tastes salty?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Jul 2006, 23:31, archived)
# which is REALLY gross
because I spent the cocking weekend at the shitting beach.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 24 Jul 2006, 23:34, archived)
# ..swimming in delicious salty whale jizz.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 24 Jul 2006, 23:35, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Jul 2006, 23:37, archived)
# and then he went in the sea.....
(LargeDoner, Mon 24 Jul 2006, 23:38, archived)
# well.. yeah...
It's like SPF 1000 or summat.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 24 Jul 2006, 23:45, archived)
# haha
(MasterOfStoats, Mon 24 Jul 2006, 23:46, archived)
# Aren't blue whale penises
supposed to be 9ft long?
and prehensile?
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Mon 24 Jul 2006, 23:39, archived)
# yes
and referred to as DORKS!

you dork you!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 24 Jul 2006, 23:41, archived)
# Dorks you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Mon 24 Jul 2006, 23:50, archived)
# NOICE!
*squeals*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 24 Jul 2006, 23:59, archived)