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# haha
big chill?

i bought a day ticket to reading at the weekend.. 95 bloody quid..fuckers
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:25, archived)
# nah- I'm going to an oldies one- the rythym festival
Jerry Lee Lewis is headlining.
Personally I think he's a cunt, but Roy Harper and John Cooper Clarke are there too and they'll make my festival
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:26, archived)
# Jerry Lee Lewis's more obscure 90s stuff is quite interesting really
remember, he was level with Elvis in the 50s...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:28, archived)
# apparently he killed at least 2 of his wives
so you gotta love him for that
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:32, archived)
# John Cooper Clarke?
Marvelous, anyone that hasn't heard 'evidently chicken town' is lacking.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:29, archived)
# you fucking wait, you fucking wait,
the fucking train is fucking late...
the man's a god
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:31, archived)
# I think my all time JCC is 'Twat,' with the lines...
You went to a progessive psychiatrist, he recommended suicide before scratching your bad name off his list and pointing the way outside.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:34, archived)
# I saw him at another festival a couple of weeks ago
and he's still as skinny as ever. He says when he goes back home oop north people shout "get back on the skag you fat cunt"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:36, archived)
# or what about...
"he was just about the size of a two penny fart
was the deft exponent of the martial art..."
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:36, archived)
# or...
I got drunk with another fella
who just brought up a previous paella
wanted a fight
said they were yella
in majorca
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:37, archived)
# roy harper is a boring old cunt
nick harper is all right mind
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:33, archived)
# he's playing too
and how DARE you say that about Roy- he's genius.
Flares are coming back in
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:34, archived)
# When I were a lad
You could get a weekend ticket for less than £90

/Nostalgic blog
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:28, archived)
# and a dose of the clap from some rock chick
thrown in for free
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:29, archived)
# a disease ridden chick made of basalt
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:32, archived)
# my 1st glastonbury
was £25
fuck, I'm old
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:31, archived)