you know how to impress the ladies
please teach me your slot pissing technique
( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:23, archived)

its a bit much; but here it goes.
open up slot.
piss in it.

Dry cock on curtain.
Slap woman.
Take money from her purse.
Leave and go to pub.
(waxdart gave up standup today,, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:27, archived)

you are Andy Capp AICMFP

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:31, archived)

nie technique
I just pile up old ladies on the floor so I can reach

then when I'm done I just casually walk off

easy
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:33, archived)