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(Sticky Label, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:39, archived)

that
is the donald pleasance

of cats

*edit* jesus, its eyes seem to follow me as I move around
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:40, archived)

I spent 6 months trying to get that goldfish out the bowl....
and the rest of my life trying to keep it in there. It had the blackest eyes. The Devil's eyes.......

*spits*
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:42, archived)

the goldfish of evil
they are always making evil plans

or at least, the same evil plan then forgetting it over and over again
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:43, archived)

If they ever work out how
to work a dictaphone, we're finished.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:45, archived)

at least they'll never master
complicated systems of pulleys
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:47, archived)

*Stabs its eyes out for you*
Better?
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:42, archived)

that's a tad brutal
it is just a wee pussy afterall
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:42, archived)

*Inserts smutty joke*

( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:44, archived)

go on
insert it

stick it in, wriggle it about a bit
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:45, archived)

cor!
I've gone all clammy! :P
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:49, archived)

But.. but..
I used a clean spork.

I'm not a monster!
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:46, archived)

as long as you don't let those eyes go to waste
there's children in this world who can't afford to buy sweets you know, they shouldn't be deprived of a few soft centred jelly balls to chew on
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:49, archived)

^^

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:55, archived)

see!!
see!!!

innit!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:01, archived)

it is !

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:04, archived)

now you put that
but have a look at http://www.furandfeather.co.uk
and be nice 'cause i work for the publishing company that writes/designs/collates/prints it :D
( Ralph isn't back, just passing through...., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:42, archived)

wotcher
nicer over here, isn't it :^)

now shop something and quit the name dropping, bitch
(Ronnie Spleen is a loud-mouthed, ignorant virgin, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:45, archived)

i have none of this "hummus" you go on about
and am deficient in photoshop skillz. I do however have a foul mouth and an overactive brain, which makes /talk my home


*vive le /talk!*
( Ralph isn't back, just passing through...., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:47, archived)

Maybe post a blueprint of impressive speculative engineering doodad
I'd like to see that, sure you've hard drives full of techno hummus to dig through. Scan a sketch, I'm sure you'll be surprised by the response.
(Ronnie Spleen is a loud-mouthed, ignorant virgin, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:54, archived)

You need photoshop skill to be here?
*Goes to /talk*
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:58, archived)

"Britain's leading magazine for rabbits and rodents"
but do they read it or use scrunched up bits of it to make nests from?
(LargeDoner, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:46, archived)