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[challenge entry] Prolly bindun dun dun da da dun

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(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 15:25, archived)
# why would
a bag of nuts contain eggs?


Edit: Oh, 'Nuts' I see...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 15:26, archived)
# slack production line management?
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 15:27, archived)
# This is actually written on some bags of those you get on planes
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 15:28, archived)
# what the sick bags?
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 15:30, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Boots plastic bags?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 15:32, archived)
# No, that's...
"May contain tomato skins and diced carrots"
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 15:31, archived)
# you beat me to it.....
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 15:32, archived)
# viz,
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Pffft!
I think I've actually seen packets with that warning on them. It's rather silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 15:30, archived)
# But I bought PEANUTS!

not NUTS!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 15:33, archived)
# interesting how we never see the warning
"CAUTION: MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF LEGUMES"
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 15:37, archived)
# CONSPIRACYS!
*writes the website*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 15:42, archived)
# peanuts aren't actually nuts
therefore, people who are allergic only to peanuts actaully have a legume allergy.
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 15:51, archived)
# the intensity of peanut allergies is truly puzzling
aren't lentils legumes? And peas? Why aren't people deathly allergic to those?

And why do airlines still allow peanuts on board? We can't bring liquids or sharp objects, but yet they hand out packets of OMG ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK like candy.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 16:00, archived)
# i think it's because peanuts sounds a bit like penis!
In my professional opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 16:02, archived)
# maybe the airlines
should just hand out dildos instead.

...nah, those could be used as blunt object weapons. Never mind.

*imagines angry dildo-waving terrorists*
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Heinz tomato ketchup
cautions that it contains celery!
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 16:24, archived)