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# the intensity of peanut allergies is truly puzzling
aren't lentils legumes? And peas? Why aren't people deathly allergic to those?

And why do airlines still allow peanuts on board? We can't bring liquids or sharp objects, but yet they hand out packets of OMG ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK like candy.
(, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 16:00, archived)
# i think it's because peanuts sounds a bit like penis!
In my professional opinion.
(, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 16:02, archived)
# maybe the airlines
should just hand out dildos instead.

...nah, those could be used as blunt object weapons. Never mind.

*imagines angry dildo-waving terrorists*
(, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 16:07, archived)