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hahaha!

itchy interview face

you'll be concentrating

and the interview mens and wimmuns will be looking at your itchyface

and thinking ITCHY ITCHY ITCHY!!! HAHAHA YOU HAVE ITCHY FACE

and you'll forget all about this posting and then suddenly remember it during the interview and your face will itch, and they'll say 'Is something wrong?' and you'll be AAARRARGHGAHAGHAGH!!! and run out the room screaming and there'll be pies on the floor.*

(* free running fabrication)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:20, archived)

You're so cruel to me

You obviously don't want me to earn more money so I can buy you trinkets.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:21, archived)

oh noes!

I'll have trinket blight :(

what a thing!!

rub itchy face creams into your itchy face

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:22, archived)

You can't just be vaguelly nice to me

And expect me to forget how CRUEL and MEAN to are to me. Me, a little tiny eensy girl.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:31, archived)

I'm sorry

*spluffs*

oh, slight confusion there

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:49, archived)

At least

there'll be pies.

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north5 ?, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:22, archived)

I'm so hungry

and the interview's in my lunch break so I have a paltry half an hour for lunchy ciggie-y goodness.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:25, archived)

Save time

by taking your sarnies into the interview. I'm sure they won't mind.
Offer crisps round.

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north5 ?, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:26, archived)

I have no crisps :-(

Just my pre-requisite ham and lettuce sarnie.

BUT! I have kippers at home. Mmmmmmm.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:27, archived)