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[challenge entry] Basket case

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(I helped save b3ta! north5 ?, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:11, archived)
# er
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
you're on a roll

mmm egg roll
now i'm hungry
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)
# *edit* fooooooooood!
I just had a bowl of soup, and am about to attack a banana, with reckless abandon!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:13, archived)
# *attacks freebs with a banana*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:15, archived)
# A short roll
That's my hummus for the year depleted.
(I helped save b3ta! north5 ?, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
Now do one about ne'er casting a clout.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:14, archived)
# What are you?
Northern?
(I helped save b3ta! north5 ?, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Partially.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Why la name change?
*We're all slaves in an insect nation. AHHHHHHH*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:37, archived)
# Mostly just cos
that song is currently stuck in my head.

I picked up a copy of the 'Is It Bill Bailey?' TV series and watched it at the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:41, archived)
# :o
We don't have that.

Must be rectified.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:44, archived)
# Email me if you want
When I get round to buying some more blank ones, I can do you a DVD.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:54, archived)
# oh, you did mention it down here
Now I feel silly...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 14:02, archived)
# EGGs!
I love eggs!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Egg!
Like a bird's egg!




/TMWRNJ blog
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:14, archived)
# yes
much fewer legal issues than eating human eggs
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Human eggs are difficult to find
And not as filling.

Oh noes! I have a red rash itchy face thing, and my interview's in a little over an hour!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:18, archived)
# don't scratch it
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:19, archived)
# *tries*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:21, archived)
# ha ha!
thrush face!!

whatcha gonna do?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:19, archived)
# Cry, mainly
Ohh, looked in mirror- not good.

Damn itchy face aids.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:20, archived)
# hahaha!
itchy interview face

you'll be concentrating

and the interview mens and wimmuns will be looking at your itchyface

and thinking ITCHY ITCHY ITCHY!!! HAHAHA YOU HAVE ITCHY FACE

and you'll forget all about this posting and then suddenly remember it during the interview and your face will itch, and they'll say "Is something wrong?" and you'll be AAARRARGHGAHAGHAGH!!! and run out the room screaming and there'll be pies on the floor.*

(* free running fabrication)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:20, archived)
# You're so cruel to me
You obviously don't want me to earn more money so I can buy you trinkets.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:21, archived)
# oh noes!
I'll have trinket blight :(

what a thing!!

rub itchy face creams into your itchy face

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:22, archived)
# You can't just be vaguelly nice to me
And expect me to forget how CRUEL and MEAN to are to me. Me, a little tiny eensy girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:31, archived)
# I'm sorry
*spluffs*

oh, slight confusion there
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:49, archived)
# At least
there'll be pies.
(I helped save b3ta! north5 ?, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:22, archived)
# I'm so hungry
and the interview's in my lunch break so I have a paltry half an hour for lunchy ciggie-y goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Save time
by taking your sarnies into the interview. I'm sure they won't mind.
Offer crisps round.
(I helped save b3ta! north5 ?, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:26, archived)
# I have no crisps :-(
Just my pre-requisite ham and lettuce sarnie.

BUT! I have kippers at home. Mmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:27, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:15, archived)
# JPGed to death
but still a good pic. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Pffft!
Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:20, archived)
# hahahahahahh
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:25, archived)
# haha!
i can't believe it took me so long to get this..

*belms*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Random, egg related and unshopped
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:31, archived)
# I love that guy
How come him and SCARYKNOWLEDGELADY don't talk about their Brain of Britain titles anymore- are then not allowed to?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:33, archived)
# dunno...
hate his smugness though.
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:35, archived)
# I'd be smug if I were him
I hate that CJ guy though. He's like some gay womanising lothario type cad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:36, archived)