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# A female friend told me yesterday that i had 'an owen wilson thing going on'
Best compliment EVER!
Actually i shouldn't have told you that after you just posted ^^
*Clips on chastity belt*
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:36, archived)
# PROOF!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:39, archived)
# she went on to add
"without the penis nose"
I'm assuming she meant personality wise i'm afraid..looks wise... bag of smashed crabs
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:41, archived)
# hahaha
*bums hard*

It's certainly better than the Chris Martin / Dermot O'leary that i get
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:40, archived)
# 'Chav #22'?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:42, archived)
# Eh what?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:44, archived)
# You'll never know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:46, archived)
# I WANT TO KNOW!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:49, archived)
# As my aunt says
'I want doesn't get'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:49, archived)
# Please may I know?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:51, archived)
# You have a baseball hat.
There. I was digging at you.

I didn't mean it. You're only half a chav.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:00, archived)
# Damn you how did you get past my defences?
I know plenty of ladies who would love to give both of those chaps the chance to sling it up 'em, so it's not to bad!
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:43, archived)
# I look nothing like either of them though
*opens up dumfries branch of specsavers*
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:44, archived)
# hmm from the profile pic i'd say
there is a touch of the Martin i'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:47, archived)
# I will use it to my advantage in fututre
*goes to coldplay concert*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:52, archived)