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(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:15, archived)
# ,....someone's married..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:21, archived)
# no, but I've seen the haunted, defeated hollow eyes
of all my friends
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:22, archived)
# "Dad! I'm just not ready to become that miserable!"
(likeajackhammer, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:23, archived)
# i recognise that
where's it from?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:23, archived)
# human traffic
he's talking about getting a job... but it fits
(likeajackhammer, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:26, archived)
# Ah, one day soon I shall be causing that kind of pain for my Boo
But to be fair, my tits'll be under my chin on the big day, so he can fucking deal with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:23, archived)
# tits under chin?
explain please
are you having a handstand wedding?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:24, archived)
# No, I'm having a steel boned corset wedding.
and last time I wore one of those (a leather one, I don't know where I've put it) I was a shelf. And I'm bigger now.

So I shall have the discomfort at the wedding, and he'll have the discomfort for the rest of his natural life. Fair trade, methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:26, archived)
# why? will he be wearing it after the wedding?
pics please
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:27, archived)
# Of him in my corset?
And no, I don't think he will be wearing it.

I'll make you lot look at photos of the day, have no fear. I'll be posting the photos for at least a month.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:32, archived)
# and we'll be shopping them into something lovely
or perverse
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:36, archived)
# you'll feel the back of my hand
old or not.

This is if I can find you, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:37, archived)
# if you're handing out spankings
my address is.....
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:39, archived)
# You live at ....?
I thought they pulled that down. Bad asbestos or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:57, archived)