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[challenge entry] Shoot the bastards
This has probably been done before, but...


From the Hollywood Dyslexia challenge. See all 1473 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Hi, i'm Ironman tetsuo
and you're watchin B3ta

*running jumps into a giant inflatable magenta cock*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 13:19, archived)
# filled with bricks
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Sep 2006, 13:19, archived)
# *on the edge of a ravine*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 13:20, archived)
# overlooking a river of custard infested by
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Sep 2006, 13:21, archived)
# squirrels with
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 27 Sep 2006, 13:21, archived)
# tits
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 13:22, archived)
# pre op tranny dwarfs with semi lob ons
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 13:22, archived)
# I went to watch Dirty Sanchez at the weekend
...and i must say it made the jackass crew look like fairy cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 13:20, archived)
# but sanchez don't really do stunts
just sick shit

some of it a bit too sick for my tastes anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 13:21, archived)
# ^ this
the only - in my entire life - time I've had to turn the telly off because I felt queasy...

He had a drawing pin stuck in his forehead! So stuck that he couldn't pull the fucking thing out again!

*dry heaves*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 13:24, archived)
# that was one
the other was when he stapled his thumb to the fireplace
and then couldn't get it out again.

(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Oh come now chaps - you are some of the most twisted and sick minds I have ever had the privelige to talk with

Shirly a little bit of pain and puke eating does not turn the mighty b3tan's stomaches.

I love DS - possibly a little too much.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 13:26, archived)
# If it keeps the kids out of my heroin
I'm all for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 13:28, archived)
# i never said i didn't enjoy it
i stated that jackass did more "Stunt" type things
whereas DS are just sick, and sometimes a little bit too much
for my tastes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 13:28, archived)
# I do hear you
I think it takes a while to get into - and it does go a little too far at times. Still....better than Jackass! haha!
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 13:33, archived)
# fuck, thats saying something and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 13:24, archived)
# i've been watching the pantera home videos this week
i think jackass may have ripped them off
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 13:24, archived)
# You could be right.
Those are fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 13:28, archived)
# they're fucking brilliant
and only 8 quid on DVD for houuuuurs of the stuff
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Is it?
I last saw them a few years back on VHS belonging to a mate. Might have to invest.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 13:36, archived)
# "3 Vulgar Videos From Hell"
it's all 3 videos on 2 DVDs
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 13:38, archived)