show-offI only have one...
that's still alive, anyway
(that's still alive, anyway
The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality,
Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:23,
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Borrow one of mineThere:
Ex fireman- never in the country, very educated, fitter than I am at 78 years of age
married to
Ex primary school teacher- STRICT AS FUCK, only wears beige, used to wander around nekkid
short, foul mouthed fat old lady who loves nobody except her dog
married to
short, foul mouthed fat old man who loves me but doesn't like anyone else
mental old lady, no front teeth, absolutely batshit and slightly alcoholic. also gets her hair cut into a military crop by the man below
married to
ex trucker, no hair on top, big chops on the side though, obsessed with country and western and taught me all about menstruation because I was very young and at my grandparents when I started my periods.
(Ex fireman- never in the country, very educated, fitter than I am at 78 years of age
married to
Ex primary school teacher- STRICT AS FUCK, only wears beige, used to wander around nekkid
short, foul mouthed fat old lady who loves nobody except her dog
married to
short, foul mouthed fat old man who loves me but doesn't like anyone else
mental old lady, no front teeth, absolutely batshit and slightly alcoholic. also gets her hair cut into a military crop by the man below
married to
ex trucker, no hair on top, big chops on the side though, obsessed with country and western and taught me all about menstruation because I was very young and at my grandparents when I started my periods.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:27,
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I so hope that's a typo about the short foul-mouthed old lady...I guess she loves no-one except her dog?
If she LOVERS her dog she should be arrested and stopped, before 4dam finds out and pays her a visit.
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Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:29,
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If she LOVERS her dog she should be arrested and stopped, before 4dam finds out and pays her a visit.
I ninjered it already.And I dread to think.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:30,
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The fireman sounds about the best of the bunchBut, frankly, the one I've got is more than enough...
That reminds me. Anyone want a spare aunt?
(That reminds me. Anyone want a spare aunt?
The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality,
Fri 13 Oct 2006, 14:01,
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