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Not as sprightly as he used to be......but he still enjoys a dip.
From the Old-age Superheroes challenge. See all 305 entries (closed)
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:13,
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At a certain point you just think'it's easier for you to not go swimming. Oooh look, countdown's on. Have you got your dictionary and your pad? Yes, I'll put the kettle on. '
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:15,
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that's how old people take a piss without embarrassing themselves
gravytrain,
Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:16,
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On the floating jesuschair? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:16,
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I have 6 grandparents.You have no need to remind me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:18,
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Yay for confusing families!I have 3 Grandads.
And that's the LEAST mind-bending bit...
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Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:22,
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And that's the LEAST mind-bending bit...
I have an uncle and an auntwho are younger than me. My Grandad is a frisky old bugger.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:23,
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show-offI only have one...
that's still alive, anyway
(that's still alive, anyway
The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality,
Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:23,
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Borrow one of mineThere:
Ex fireman- never in the country, very educated, fitter than I am at 78 years of age
married to
Ex primary school teacher- STRICT AS FUCK, only wears beige, used to wander around nekkid
short, foul mouthed fat old lady who loves nobody except her dog
married to
short, foul mouthed fat old man who loves me but doesn't like anyone else
mental old lady, no front teeth, absolutely batshit and slightly alcoholic. also gets her hair cut into a military crop by the man below
married to
ex trucker, no hair on top, big chops on the side though, obsessed with country and western and taught me all about menstruation because I was very young and at my grandparents when I started my periods.
(Ex fireman- never in the country, very educated, fitter than I am at 78 years of age
married to
Ex primary school teacher- STRICT AS FUCK, only wears beige, used to wander around nekkid
short, foul mouthed fat old lady who loves nobody except her dog
married to
short, foul mouthed fat old man who loves me but doesn't like anyone else
mental old lady, no front teeth, absolutely batshit and slightly alcoholic. also gets her hair cut into a military crop by the man below
married to
ex trucker, no hair on top, big chops on the side though, obsessed with country and western and taught me all about menstruation because I was very young and at my grandparents when I started my periods.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:27,
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I so hope that's a typo about the short foul-mouthed old lady...I guess she loves no-one except her dog?
If she LOVERS her dog she should be arrested and stopped, before 4dam finds out and pays her a visit.
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Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:29,
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If she LOVERS her dog she should be arrested and stopped, before 4dam finds out and pays her a visit.
I ninjered it already.And I dread to think.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:30,
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The fireman sounds about the best of the bunchBut, frankly, the one I've got is more than enough...
That reminds me. Anyone want a spare aunt?
(That reminds me. Anyone want a spare aunt?
The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality,
Fri 13 Oct 2006, 14:01,
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Ello fuckknuckle!*rubs bum on you*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:19,
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I'm sure I had a dream about that...ello!
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:19,
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I rub my bum on people I likes. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:21,
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*sulks*You've never rubbed your bum on me
*waves over Captain's shoulder*
Hello Mr Horrible sir! Long time no see!
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Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:23,
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*waves over Captain's shoulder*
Hello Mr Horrible sir! Long time no see!
You're always here thoughHe'd been away.
Fuck off for a bit and you might get a nice suprise!
(no don't though)
(Fuck off for a bit and you might get a nice suprise!
(no don't though)
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:27,
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*concentrates on making stuff in woodwork shop, pretends to ignore Cap'n**wonders where the tea is*
In the kitchen, waiting for someone to make it UNDERLING.*sups coffee*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:33,
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I keep expecting these to be secret links.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:20,
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*doesn't click*GOT YOUR NUMBER
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:22,
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*clicks*wahoo!
round and round and round and round and
round and round and round and round and
(round and round and round and round and
round and round and round and round and
Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!,
Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:27,
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hahaThat's my afternoon sorted
*memerises*
(*memerises*
wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:29,
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... - - - ... ... - - - ..........s.o.s , s.o.s
edit: fixed :P
P.S: if people really want to pick you might want to notice that I've put: s t t t s s t t t s
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Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:21,
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edit: fixed :P
P.S: if people really want to pick you might want to notice that I've put: s t t t s s t t t s
that was the defaultringtone for text messages on nokia phones
edit\ yeah and what they said down there ⇓
(edit\ yeah and what they said down there ⇓
the.jokl @jonksson,
Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:24,
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that's SMS you divvyyou're missing a dash (technically 2, as you repeated it)
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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion,
Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:25,
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breaking new boundariesof morse code pedanticism
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion,
Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:31,
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