Well, while we are insulting popular products....

We might as well insult popular images.

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(1, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:25, archived)

ARGH
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(Al! is constantly suprised, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:26, archived)

Pardon
?
( Nastar, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:27, archived)

Don't you want to know
how we keep starting fires?
(_, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:26, archived)

thats what you wanted it for
it will get you in the night now you have offenfed....

THE FEAR
(PornDungeon, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:27, archived)

it's not the fear that's scary
it's what the fear represents.

like the woman in the electric six video. she gives me the fear.
( the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:29, archived)

I'm sorry
but the fear never ever ever ever scared me. Ever.
( Nastar, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:33, archived)

like i say, it's not the fear itself that's scary.
think of something that really scares you. that's what the fear represents.
( the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:43, archived)

Hmmm.....
Its too complicated. I prefer traditional fear.
( Nastar, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:47, archived)

Would somebody please explain to me
the origin of 'The Fear'. Thank you.
(allergic to curry, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:34, archived)

Well basically
OH MY GOD IT'S THE FEAR IT'S THE FEAR IT'S THE FEAR IT'S THE FEAR IT'S THE FEAR IT'S THE FEAR IT'S THE FEAR IT'S THE FEAR IT'S THE FEAR IT'S THE FEAR IT'S THE FEAR IT'S THE FEAR IT'S THE FEAR IT'S THE FEAR IT'S THE FEAR IT'S THE FEAR IT'S THE FEAR IT'S THE FEAR IT'S THE FEAR IT'S THE FEAR IT'S THE FEAR IT'S THE FEAR IT'S THE FEAR IT'S THE FEAR IT'S THE FEAR IT'S THE FEAR IT'S THE FEAR IT'S THE FEAR
(_, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:37, archived)

Get a grip man
no, not there......
(allergic to curry, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:41, archived)

This is my theory
Someone had just discovered the 'cut and paste' option on their computer and went mad. Let's face it, it's not exactly expertly crafted, is it?
(1, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:37, archived)

But why has it become
such an icon?
(allergic to curry, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:43, archived)

Somebody made it,
then someone else commented IT'S THE FEAR IT'S THE FEAR etc.
It's pretty basic really.
(_, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:44, archived)

So it would seem
/bitch! ;)
(allergic to curry, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:50, archived)

*shrugs*
memes are strange things. some things just catch on.
( the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:44, archived)

Well, I like bag
is another. Ok, so long as I wasn't missing anything vital (that_you_know of, anyway)
(allergic to curry, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:48, archived)

the fear, i like bag please, i can't fucking hummus,
dsf adsfg afg fg, the queen's milky wee, your all gay, etc, etc

just things that people said that have taken on a life of their own.
( the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 21:05, archived)

BECAUSE
ITS THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEARTHEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:48, archived)

I reckon
you had to be there when it started! (I wasn't)
( barnesy, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:44, archived)

aaaarrggggh! destroy the infidel

( 100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:47, archived)