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[challenge entry] 'ning everybody. Thought of a compo entry this morning...
Those Belgians, very proud of their inventions:


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(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:02, archived)
# I'm hungry now
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)
# I had a kebab on Saturday night and I wasn't in a particularly spicy mood so I asked for a mild sauce
and he squirted on Mayonaisse, I still ate it, but it didn't mix well

/kebablog
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:04, archived)
# burgersauce (ketchup+mayo pre-mixed)
on kebab rocks. You'll be farting like a real trooper, however.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)
# Burger sauce is the condiment of champions
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)
# bah it was a crap kebab as well
and a scary woman talked to me and kept being casually racist to the people serving and I kept on telling her to leave me alone because she smelt of BO

stupid scary fatties
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)
# haha
I had a burger from a kebab place the other night. The guy asked me if I wanted any sauce on it, so I said no. He then proceeded to squirt shit loads of mayo all over it. When I questioned it, he said "you asked for no sauce, and I didn't put sauce on - I put mayo on".

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)
# I once threw a kebab 50 feet!
/kebablob
(I helped save b3ta! The Sisko I hate the whole world, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)
# I once met a girl who used Pitta Breads as sanitary towels
/Kebablob
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)
# HAHAHA
b3ta is great this morning
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:13, archived)
# Haha!
Beat me to it!
(I helped save b3ta! The Sisko I hate the whole world, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:15, archived)
# I once saw a film where a meteor crashed into earth and from it a gelatonous substance excreted forth and took over the body of a conscious kebab
it wasn't very good
/filmIsawlastnightblog
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:17, archived)
# I once saw a film last night where a kebab discovered he could become a famous actor for 20 minutes by stepping into a cupboard in his office
/blatentripoffofBJM
(I helped save b3ta! The Sisko I hate the whole world, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)
# You guys watch some wierd films
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:26, archived)
# Did the Belgian's invent chips?
and, er, lard?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:04, archived)
# It depends if you're talking to a Belgian or a Frenchy...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:04, archived)
# a belgian and a french man walk into a take away
the owner says "alright Guv"
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)
# it's mayonaise on chips
i think
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)
# which was the Dutch, was it not?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)
# not a clue
i don't even have ketchup with chips
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:15, archived)
# it's a traditional
belgian abomination. proof of karma. they make luffly chocolate, so they fuck up their chips by putting shitty mayonaisse on them
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:15, archived)
# No. They invented
Freedom Fries and nut custard.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)
# so the legend goes, but in my opinion we make them the best.
but everyone could have invented them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)
# according to Asterix
Britain invented chips - and Asterix is the source for all my European history knowledge so I'm inclined to believe it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)
# actually, there is a comic where asterix visits the belgians, and in this comic the belgians invent fries.
in the comic where he visits britain, they put mintsauce on everything, so i think you're confusing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)
# Hmmm
I definitely remember the brits having chipped root vegetables with everything...

*abandons work for research*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:14, archived)
# a cup of Tea
is the magic potion he gave to us
(although he didn't, as he hadn't enough to go round so he made it out of similar tasting spices - but it has the same effect anyway)




(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:14, archived)
# Did the belgians invent chips and mayo?
Does england actually have native cuisine anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:04, archived)
# black pudding
and fullers beer
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)
# Nah, I bet black pudding comes from like Iran or sommit
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)
# it's pigs blood
i'd wager quite a lot of money it didn't come from iran
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahaaha
best shot in foot all day by...

...keyboard weasel

WHAT'S THAT COMING OVER THE HILL IS IT A JIHAD IS IT A JIHAD?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)
# I stand by my statement
Black pudding isn't nice, nor is it a pudding.
And knowing nothing about Iranian cuisine I can safely make wild assumptions with no factual basis
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)
# Well, Iran didn't
become a Muslim state until the end of the Sassanid dynasty in about 651 AD. So it may have been invented there before then.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)
# oooooooh!
/Jerry springer noises
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)
# Fish 'n' chips.
Until the cod are extinct, anyway.


Where else in the world can you get fried endangered species for less than a fiver?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)
# ^
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/3206474.stm

though it has since been rejected.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)
# I had
a lovely piece of plaice last night. I'm doing my bit.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)
# But stupid people
refuse to try. I say ban cod and eat plaice or halibut for a while instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:17, archived)
# Chicken balti.
Chicken tikka masala.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)
# Yea I heard somewhere that they dont actually exist in india
It was some kind of whacky english invention
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)
# Curry house in Birmingham I believe
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)
# invented by an indian guy living in the UK I think. Yeah - brum.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)
# needs more chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)
# A i'm "Belgian"
But Belgium is nearly dead...frites or no frites...So we called in Belgium...The land is separateded in three parts;Brussels,Flanders and Wallon...Only the army,the numberplates on cars,the king en the national footballteam is Belgian...Al the rest is Flamisch(dutch) or Wallon(French) I think by the year of 2010 Belgium is finaly splitted and defenly dead..
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)
# Some good facts there!
See - you lean something new everyday on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:16, archived)
# EVERY TIME I LEARN SOMETHING NEW
SOMETHING I ALREADY KNEW FALLS OUT OF MY HEAD
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 10:21, archived)