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# Haha! Woo for snails!


As a bit of Threadjackery, my missus just called (almost in tears) to find out what this was all about - www.b3ta.com/board/6521627

Regular b3tans will know that I was describing the events of this www.knowyourlimits.gov.uk/night_out.html and if you're still reading honey, that's the flash game I was talking about :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:19, archived)
# Bless her.
You should give her cuddles and cunnilingus.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:21, archived)
# Yes, ^This
Solves all problems
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Yup.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)
# She gets all that anyway
It's pretty much a given
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# MORE
and buy her a present.

Something Cartier.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)
# cartier
than what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
excellent

sleeping on the sofa tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:21, archived)
# I've still got your pants from last night
Do you want them back today, or will i give you them when you come round for your Friday bumming?

xxx
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:22, archived)
# Oof.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)
# That was the best rape game I'd ever played
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)
# haha that's great!
I just got rohypnoled and raped. Bonus!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)
# It teaches us that the world is a scary place
Best to always stay indoors
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# well
apparently I need flash 8 to enjoy a night out, in any case.
(Ollly, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)
# busted.

i'm glad i've not told anyone about my secret rentboy fetish, it'd ruin my marriage.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Don't worry. Nobody reads these boards
In fact You're the one who'se typing this.

You Schizo
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)
# Mrs Emvee
Never fear your delightful man is telling the truth

Emvee: take her out to dinner and treat her like a lady you scoundrel!

(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Just because he fucked you last night
stop covering up for him!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)
# *whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Hahahhaa no he didn't
can I have my knickers back please?!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)
# They're a bit crusty now
I've been jizzing into them all night
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)
# that's alright
will provide me with a tastey snack in the cinema this evening
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)
# I'm now wanking
at the thought of you eating my dried crusty spunk out of the gusset of your frilly little panties
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 14:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
Oops!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# poor girl ;)
still loving snaily :)
(pknw1, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)