One from the vaults...


From the Shop Macca challenge. See all 477 entries (closed)

( PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:01, archived)

I never realised how self-gnopped his mouth is.
Good ning all! How goes it?

I had to cook for a chef last night (my drummer) and I winned!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:03, archived)

er
how can you win cooking for someone?
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:04, archived)

Well I wasn't crap.
So I winned.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:07, archived)

Well done!
I hope I never have to play the drums for a chef, 'cos I'm rubbish at it!
( PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:04, archived)

I am shit at drums.
I'm shit at bass too, but ah well.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:08, archived)

.
Guitar? I'm shit...but I try
Harmonica? I'm shit...but I try
Shakey egg & combandpaper? Yay! I rock!
( PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:12, archived)

Well I technically am a bassist
But pfft. I look cool, they can't ask more!

Oooh, I'm all bloaty today. Blech.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:13, archived)

Well that's the important thing!
/sympathises for bloat
/passes large pin
( PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:15, archived)

I am deflating.
I just have to be stealthy *hums pink panther theme tune*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:16, archived)

MUFFIN!!!
*bundles*
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:05, archived)

Ron O'Tetsuo!
*squidges* how goes it?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:08, archived)

all the better now!!
although...
i will be homeless in just over a week

we're moving out
but the place we were going to has fallen through :(

i would now like to appeal to any B3tans who
would like to adopt an ironman :)

i am clean and tidy, and make a kick arse Chilli
and a lovely cupa tea :P
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:10, archived)

Bucks is a bit far away for you, innit?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:11, archived)

:(
aye
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:15, archived)

Sorry mate :-(
Will you be ok?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:18, archived)

yays!
and he's an autognops
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:07, archived)

Which is labour saving, to say the least.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:09, archived)

Someone should edit his wiki, saying he's a labour saving autognops

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:11, archived)

I would
But I don't know how, and I can't be bothered to find out.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:11, archived)

same here
*looks in the general direction of The Internets Community*
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:13, archived)

Someone here must know.
It's us.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:14, archived)

Like Michelle McManus?
The picture on the left is actually her, the right hand is what she'd look like if she was normal.


( M3rx Winky winky bum bum poo poo titty titty, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:25, archived)

crikey!

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:42, archived)

yay
but awwwwww :(
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:04, archived)

Awwww
the little puppies

ARRRRGGGHHHH the ugly cunt!
( Monsieur Monster FALALALALALALALALAFEL!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:21, archived)