"Shut your maaaaaffff"


From the Shop Macca challenge. See all 477 entries (closed)

(ZOMFG! LOLLER ROFLCOPTOR LMAO etc, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)

Good lord

( cr3 history books forgot about us, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)

yay for 2 frame animations

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:42, archived)

:O
There's a photo of me in my profile with BOTH EYES visible AND my glasses on!

Sorry, I'm all excited. Because it actually looks like me.

Had to tell someone. *calms down*

As per usual, thankyou to the marvellous Aphex for magicalness.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:47, archived)

Wow.
You're not as ugly as I imagined. :)
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:48, archived)

:D Just mildly vom-inducing, yeah?
aww, wuvly birdie *millet*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:49, archived)

Well yeah, it'd take some vodka
before I felt the urge to bodyfondle you, but not as much as I thought. Luckily I kept the receipts, so I should be able to get a refund on the surplus.

Yum yum, milllet. It's my favourite place for tents and anoraks.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:53, archived)

:D
I love this.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)

Is it the anoraks?








( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:59, archived)

Slightly.
Although I wish you'd stop.... having wedding nights with the sleeves. Especially whilst we're still in the shop.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:00, archived)

*sigh*
They're the only thing I've found that will accommodate my girth. :(

And the sales assistants said I could try before I buy too.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:05, archived)

I have nothing to say to that.
You win.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:07, archived)

Well that leaves me with a hollow feeling
of vague accomplishment. But don't worry, my life is safe. No emo I.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:11, archived)

I'm sorry you winning gave you such little pleasure.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:13, archived)

I am emotionally dead.
I have no soul or sense of humour. I'm going home now to lurk in dark corners.

Then tomorrow, if I get the time, I will be happybrightjoy and do a 'wheelybird's embarrassingly crude drawing time'.

Hurrah!
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:16, archived)

Bye bye birdie...

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:18, archived)

you are ashally
all of the cute, Miss CW



*resists obligatory fwap-based response*
( fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:52, archived)

Who, weeweebird?
He is cute. It's the way he trundles.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)

any places going on the Pearl Necklace?
I could be responsible for bilge-cleaning or something...
( fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:01, archived)

Ooooh, I think we could use a bilge cleaner.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:02, archived)

ace!
just finished installing my new tablet - command me what to draw, my beautiful B3tards!

(just doing the obligatory CDC...)
( fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:03, archived)

Why are you a male me?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:08, archived)

because I'm not female
;)



check gaz
( fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:13, archived)

I have no unread messages
says Gaz.

Is he lying?

MUGATU!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:17, archived)

yes
who is this Gaz, and where's his embassy?
( fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:20, archived)

When I was a woman
I looked like you too


Oh shit, I'm talking bollocks again.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:48, archived)

Weird
When I was a tench I looked a bit like you.

Fantastic. Maybe we were brothers in a previous life.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:51, archived)

:)
I don't know what a tench is, but for the sake of my sanity I will assume it means

"Fucking lush bloke"
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:55, archived)

that and a type of fish
But I have never seen you, thus am making no assumptions. except for that one about you being a fish.

Are you a fish?


Fish. Fiiiiish.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:58, archived)

I am indeed a fish
I'm like a Marlin. The one that got away !

Except I don't have a big fuck off pointy nose. I'm not blue and I don't swim. Other than that, I'm just like a Marlin.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:04, archived)

So you just smell like one?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:05, archived)

Ah but did you know that Marlin smell of nice things
like roast chicken and chips
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:06, archived)

They do?
Mmmmm.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:08, archived)

Yeah
It was in the Sun newspaper. Has to be true !
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:10, archived)

Emo glasses!
*runs like fuck*
( cr3 history books forgot about us, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:48, archived)

Nope, not emo, the frames don't go around the whole lens.
And they were one of two pairs in specsavers that suited me.

Unfortunately, the other pair (which I also own) are emo glasses, just red.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:50, archived)

You appear to have that really sexy 'natural beauty' thing going on
Usually means you can't get a really 'stunning' (by conventional standards) photo easily, but to see you in motion is to witness living art.

That's a nice photo though, you look good
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:50, archived)

Well aren't you a bunchkin.
*is all touched*

*wonders if one is now what the youths call 'in there'*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:51, archived)

Jessie, you insatiable lesbian

( Leningrad, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:52, archived)

I just enjoy beauty
S'not about the gender

I mean, you're cute enough, and you're a boy that looks like a girl :p
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)

Is he?
Oooooh. Interesting.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:59, archived)

oooo purty
Nice Specs!
( A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:50, archived)

Fankoo
They're not broken so far, but then I haven't played power rangers in them yet....
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:52, archived)

Well you make sure you take 'em off before you do any morphing
So..
love of comics
glasses
Very pretty
sexy hair
bass player

=yum
( A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:54, archived)

Are you trying to get into my grog compartment?
(I should start calling it that from now on)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:55, archived)

Haha
I'd splice your mainbrace anytime
( A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)

*crosses legs*
That sounds painful...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:59, archived)

Hmm true
*unsplices*
Sorry about that
( A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:04, archived)

*germolene*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:08, archived)

Well there's no need to be like that
after i was so nice and everything
( A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:10, archived)

no, for the stinging!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:12, archived)

*opens flash*
*applies techno music to .gif"
( Leningrad, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:43, archived)

The Safety Dance sounds pretty good sped up, with a beat.

( cr3 history books forgot about us, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:45, archived)

*spacks out for the rest of the day*

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:44, archived)

He's got no chance of dodging that kick!!
Pummel!! Pummel!
( Fork Chuff off, you chuff., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:45, archived)