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[challenge entry] It's true.

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(monkeylander, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 10:52, archived)
# since when has b3ta
become so American?
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 10:55, archived)
# Since their War on Terrorism
There here to save us you know...

And hand out nylon tights...

And get our women up the duff...

And other comments my Grandpa has made about American GIs during WW2...
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 10:58, archived)
# there are things
you don't need to know.

How randy your gran was during WWII is one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 11:01, archived)
# She said that
She refused GI's advances and used carrots instead. Thats was how they did it in the Womens Land Army in those days...
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 11:15, archived)
# She was always really fond
Of marrows too for some reason...
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 11:15, archived)
# Always
you just didn't know until now.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 16:58, archived)
# hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 11:01, archived)
# .
but Old womon you dont have a president.
you live in an Autocrasy.



(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 11:11, archived)
# No
She's in Iraq...

You're thinking of America.

That place where the boy who lost the election seized control of the country.

You've heard of it ...
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 11:47, archived)
# That's
fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 16:57, archived)