This is to stop people having sex, not to be wank fodder.
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B.T.,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:31,
archived)
And as everyone knows,
the internet is for porn!
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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:42,
archived)