Four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves.
Alan Partridge in a pear tree!
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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name,
Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:13,
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I did a very crap version
4 years ago.
But this is far superior.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:14,
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