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[challenge entry] The Athiest Christmas Card
I'm giving this to all my Christian friends this year... Oh how they love me ;-)

It's not all that sick, but makes up for it by being highly inappropriate.

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(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:08, archived)
# *atheist.
Why is this inappropriate? Atheists (such as myself) are practically forced to celebrate Christmas by their family, friends, etc etc...
So why the fuck should we feel the need to believe in god as well?

/pedantblog.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)
# i'm an atheist.
but i love christmas
because i love presents
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:11, archived)
# ^this.
I still don't think that card's inappropriate.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:14, archived)
# I prefer
Christians have been tricked into celebrating winter solstice
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:12, archived)
# three days too late as well!
fools!
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:13, archived)
# Hahaha
so very true :)
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:15, archived)
# Your words don't make any sense
or maybe my brain cannot make sense of them.

I agree with both urbane legend and beep
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:16, archived)
# I guess I'm just saying
that I don't see how being an atheist and celebrating Christmas is inappropriate, as the original post led us to believe.

I've lost my original point now. *sulk*
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:18, archived)
# *ruffles hair*
but he's saying his christian friends would find it inappropriate, not us athiests, we're not the target audience.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:22, archived)
# Yeah, true.
Meh.

I'll go sit in the corner now.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:25, archived)
# Athiests....
Well, what I meant is that it seems wrong to me to gate-crash the festival that Christians have claimed for themselves, and then send them cards telling them that they're wrong!
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:25, archived)
# Gah! Please spell it right...
And the point is that the Christians are wrong. They stole a festival.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:26, archived)
# the point is that the christians are wrong
full stop
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:34, archived)
# Too true.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:47, archived)
# that's the athiest christmas card i've ever seen!
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:12, archived)
# Look;
Christmas always was a pagan festival anyway, and it's the pagan aspect of present giving and eating yummy food that's actually celebrated.
To celebrate the Christian Christmas you have to go to church and pray and stuff. So don't feel put out by Christmas being Christian; it isn't really, and nor is Easter.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:15, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:17, archived)
# It's a little like the Romans stealing the Greek gods.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:20, archived)
# The Romans
worshipped whichever gods they encountered in their invading and whatnot. It wasn't unusual for Romans to worship Egyptian gods and so on. It didn't really bother them which gods you worshipped, as longs as the gods were kept happy and didn't go around smiting.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:23, archived)
# you can't steal gods
it's a GNU/GPL thing

well, it was, until apple started that iGod thingy
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:24, archived)
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(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:20, archived)
# all of this
not inappropriate.

Believing in fairy tales is inappropriate.

*clicks*
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:20, archived)