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[challenge entry] It's all turned to Ashes
very quick, very dirty.

From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 235 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# um, yes
that's what the ashes are.

edit, only english cricket died in 1882 and has been undead since then.
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)
# hmm
zombie cricket

now I think I understand
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# I don't.
Cricket is almost as shit as football.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)
# I don't watch either
I just can't force myself to care :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Exactly.
Now rugby I like. Fit blokes play it, I used to play it before the dreaded bonewankiness kicked in, and it's nice and violent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 15:49, archived)
# death rattle
I think last year's ashes "vistory" was merely the nervous twitch of a long dead creature.
(tdavidj, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Cricket?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 15:47, archived)