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[challenge entry] sorry, I'm bored today.
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From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 235 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:02, archived)
# 30% left, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:03, archived)
# 2 thirds off ?
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:03, archived)
# 33.33333333333333333333333333333333333333333% reoccurring
surely?
:p
(I helped save b3ta! CommanderAce If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:04, archived)
# Yeah but I was keeping with the 30% thing for congruency.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:05, archived)
# Fairy snuff
(I helped save b3ta! CommanderAce If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:06, archived)
# Dangerous stuff, that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:07, archived)
# /sniffs snuff
/dies
(I helped save b3ta! CommanderAce If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:08, archived)
# My grandad uses snuff.
Fuck knows where he manages to get it in this day and age, where I'm systematically beaten by a line of 20 people that changes EVERY TIME just for thinking about possibly smoking part of a cigarette anywhere near* a person who isn't me.


*within 5.4 miles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:10, archived)
# Depends if your a two-thirds dead or one-third alive kind of person
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:05, archived)
# :D
I saw big huge cdcs in Leamington Spa. They were kind of cylindrical upright flowerbed things, with pink flowers.

Kept me laughing right up the road, so it did.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:06, archived)
# I guess you had to be there
Upright flowerbeds? Wouldn't they all fall out?
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:11, archived)
# you'd think
they were like big cock shaped flowery things.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:12, archived)
# You mean West life?
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:15, archived)
# Sort of.
Different sort of cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:10, archived)
# Look at him.
I'd piss in his hair, never mind his drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:11, archived)
# You never know, that could be his sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:12, archived)
# Nah, men that look like that want very vanilla sex with blonde girls wearing pink.
Blonde girl I may be, but no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:21, archived)
# 66.67%
shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:03, archived)
# yea
that would be 20% off, i think.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:03, archived)
# Do you really think?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:07, archived)
# I like your
way of thinking...
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:08, archived)
# :)

News story
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:04, archived)
# Aaaah Aaaah Aaaah Aaaah
(not) staying alive, staying alive
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:06, archived)