If cartoons were real?
We'd see a fuckload of this:


From the Real-life Cartoons challenge. See all 539 entries (closed)

(scratchresistor is your mum..., Thu 4 Jan 2007, 15:21, archived)

The Powerpuff girls will never turn 18
They'll always maintain that underage flavor.
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 15:24, archived)

Damn
Really? In which case they're just little teases, and deserve what's coming to them.
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Thu 4 Jan 2007, 15:25, archived)

It says Emma Watson on the tab
What've you been looking at, eh?
(Sun King ga ga ga ga ga, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 15:24, archived)

I think that was shopped too.

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 15:25, archived)

Oh bollocks...
Thought I'd got all of them - there was also the picture, the text, the URL.

Bugger. Can't be arsed to change it.

And I WENT LOOKING, in order to do this pic. Happily, I found out that the girl from Lemony Snicket is well past 18! Huzzah!
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Thu 4 Jan 2007, 15:26, archived)

Shame you'll never get her.
they're more impressionable with older guys when they're illegal
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 15:28, archived)

Then I just have to use my best chatup lines...
like, "Excuse me, does my hanky smell of chloroform to you?"
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Thu 4 Jan 2007, 15:29, archived)

i've spent 5 min's googleing
and i have no idea what any of this^ means.

i'm feeling very,very old.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 15:35, archived)

Then go touch up someone very very young.

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 15:36, archived)

Don't go out tomorrow
It's going to rain.
( Hamster Trippin', Thu 4 Jan 2007, 15:25, archived)

I stay indoors 24/7. Always fooking raining in Scotland!

( nadey, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 15:26, archived)

Ah, Firefox extensions....

(scratchresistor is your mum..., Thu 4 Jan 2007, 15:27, archived)

Reposterpuffs

( George Spiggott, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 15:27, archived)

Arf!
I'm sure The Sun would be happy enough with 16.
( Afinkawan, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 15:27, archived)

18? 16 in this country!
So would I! Ha!
(......, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 21:35, archived)