Derek Acockbadger might have a bit more success


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( The Snockerty Friddle, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:04, archived)

wow uncanny
it's as if your spirit guide has read the board!

oooOOOooOOoooOOOOooooh
( mictoboy, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:05, archived)

Go micto, Go micto, Go micto......
*does silly waving hands around thing*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:06, archived)

*sucks teeth*

( mictoboy, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:07, archived)

Oi - Gimme my teeth back!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:08, archived)

*clicks fingers all in your face*
nn hnn girlFRIEND
( mictoboy, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:10, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you made me snort
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:11, archived)

:D

( mictoboy, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:11, archived)

Oi!
give 'em back!

*edit* hmm - mind piss
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:08, archived)

talk to the elbow
the hand got bored
( mictoboy, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:09, archived)

talk to the wrist
cos the hand is pissed
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:11, archived)

Is there any other kind?
*hopes 4dam isn't around*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:09, archived)

He's been missing for a while actually

( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:12, archived)

i saw hi here yesterday
or this morning, i forget
( mictoboy, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:13, archived)

yesterday briefly I think
But when I first came to b3ta he was on all the time
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:14, archived)

when i first came on b3ta
he was an uber-lurker
( mictoboy, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:16, archived)

m

( mictoboy, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:14, archived)

read the board
that's silly
( The Snockerty Friddle, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:14, archived)

spooky
did you see Toasty's?
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:05, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6702939
( Noely Noel people in my ear are telling me to stay calm, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:06, archived)

spooky x2
www.b3ta.com/board/6703197
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:08, archived)

*spooked*

( Noely Noel people in my ear are telling me to stay calm, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:12, archived)

spooky
www.b3ta.com/board/6702939
great minds and all that
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:06, archived)

Spooooooky

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:07, archived)

Dude, you've been ripped off!
After seeing this, HappyToast copied it, went back in time, and posted his first!
( mofaha, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:07, archived)

shit! rumbled!

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:08, archived)

^ ahem
Oooops - I've been ninja'd!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:09, archived)

Ahh bollocks
It's a good job I've already fucked off or I'd feel such a fool.
( The Snockerty Friddle, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:10, archived)

Don't feel bad...
if you want I'll sell you my time machine and you can get in first...
( mofaha, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:15, archived)

b3ta.com/board/6703190
(Limpy713 Wed 1 Dec, 2:19, Fri 7 Jan, 3:49, Wed 12 Mar, 7:26, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:08, archived)

keep it going with these loops, the earth will slow down and
start to spin backwards! and then............

www.b3ta.com/board/6703206
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:09, archived)

whats that sam?
yes it does look familiar
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:10, archived)

pfft!
most haunted is poo since derek left
( mutated monty, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:15, archived)

I saw him once and thought
'fuckin'ell, shite shoes!'
( The Snockerty Friddle, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:17, archived)

the tragedy is
it was also poo before he left
( mictoboy, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:18, archived)

aye
but like a poo that someone else treads in it provided some amusement, whereas now it is more like a poo that you've trodden in yourself...
( mutated monty, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:23, archived)