Dilbert


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(Spoof - Masterb3tar, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 19:28, archived)

have you seen the tps report?
erm. erm. erm. yeah.
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 19:29, archived)

You!
You're quoting it all wrong.. how dare you?
(Spoof - Masterb3tar, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 19:29, archived)

because
I'm

evil

now give me back my stapler or you'll be on fucking fire!!!!!

hahaHAHAHAHAHAHA HA HA AH ah ah AH HAAH ha H HAH ha!!!!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 19:31, archived)

I'll go ahead
and make sure you get another copy of that memo
( Mushroom, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 19:34, archived)

:D
have you seen his next film?

idiocracy

it's well worth watching, tho it seems fox has fucked it somewhat
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 19:36, archived)

zOMG
I'm gonna go rent that now
(Spoof - Masterb3tar, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 19:42, archived)

might not be on dvd yet
*cough*

apparently it screen tested bad due to somewhat retarded test audiences "not quite getting it"

and it supposedly got held back a year too

hardly shown at any places, your best bet is probably "teh internets" for now and buy the dvd when it comes out
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 19:45, archived)

lolmayo
T'was a pointless trip to the video store.
(Spoof - Masterb3tar, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 20:28, archived)

Actually
I think the pic is from the scene when he's asking him to work on friday. :P
(Spoof - Masterb3tar, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 19:36, archived)

yes
but he was sounding like he didn't understand the situation so I drew a parallel with the... oh forget it
( Mushroom, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 19:54, archived)

what it's called when a guy from middle management moves to upper management?

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 19:32, archived)

cronyism

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 19:33, archived)

a promotion?

( Well, not quite 3948-7828-7914-9676, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 19:33, archived)

Cake

( davew27, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 19:34, archived)

departure lounge?

(g3ntile, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 19:35, archived)

Sexy popes?

( davew27, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 19:37, archived)

if you like that sort of thing
what?
(g3ntile, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 19:40, archived)

;)

( davew27, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 19:45, archived)

clearly he likes that sort of thing
IN THE WOODS!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 19:46, archived)

oh, it's you
am I being lined up for some kind of bumming here?
(g3ntile, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 19:47, archived)

not off me you aren't
tho dave is a different story

if he tries to show you his cars, run!! run for your life!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 19:49, archived)

Dave maybe
Not David
( davew27, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 19:50, archived)

is that a bit like being shown puppies?

(g3ntile, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 19:54, archived)

A guy drives up in a puppy
And says to a kid "Want to see some cars?"


That's not like me at all
( davew27, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 19:59, archived)

If you are, I have nothing to do with it

( davew27, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 19:51, archived)

should I be scared?

(g3ntile, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 19:46, archived)

only if you can hear his motor running

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 19:50, archived)

Of me?
Hahahaha!
( davew27, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 19:51, archived)

maniacal laughs don't make me feel safe

(g3ntile, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 19:55, archived)

guy uses elevator?

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 19:35, archived)

A fucking cunting n00b

( routine and Pantene, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 19:42, archived)

Whats this from?
I see talkings of a movie...?
(Kazi, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 20:06, archived)