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[challenge entry] If a certain bear hung around at Paddington Station these days...
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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:40, archived)
# someone would spread Jam on him?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Marmalade, actually.


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:41, archived)
# is it jam though?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:42, archived)
# it might be jam,
it certainly looks like jam.

do you think it's jam?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:03, archived)
# hell yes
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Shredless preferably
marmalade with bits is yak
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:42, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmyak
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:44, archived)
# I hate orange marmalade
but lime marmalade is great
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:58, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:58, archived)
# ^that
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:00, archived)
# ^the other
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Not everyone likes marmalade sandwiches
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:41, archived)
# I sure as fuck dont
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:42, archived)
# they're okay without the marmalade.
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Bread sandwiches
winner
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:44, archived)
# :D
Student food
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)
# He doesn't mean to eat.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:43, archived)
# I don't like them rectally either
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:44, archived)
# You're missing out.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:44, archived)
# what - in a social sense... as friends maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Well, it would be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:45, archived)
# You really do need to get out more!


:-)


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)
# What if I told you I lived in Rwanda and "out" isn't safe?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Why?
Do you think it's the sort of thing you're likely to say?

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Probably not.
Just curious.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Presumably it would depend on whether or not he likes you
before advising you to go out more.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:51, archived)
# You're only saying that
because they're horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Marmalade would be good on toast
if the toast didn't go cold by the time you've finished spreading. That pisses me off.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:45, archived)
# I like cold toast made with thin bread.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:45, archived)
# what you need is pre-warmed marmalade.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Not too warm, mind
Hot preserves have mouth-skin-stripping properties
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Or spread it, then chuck it under the grill...
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:50, archived)
# genie-arse :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:51, archived)
# or over yer sisters jubblies
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)
# *comes over*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:53, archived)
# You've obviously not seen my sister...
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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:02, archived)
# haha I love that pic
The lad stage right does not look happy one bit
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Poor lad, his face is harrowing
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:07, archived)
# If you had that clinging to your neck you'd probabily be just as happy
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:13, archived)
# hahaha!
a couple of Buzbar beauties.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:10, archived)
# How I miss the Budzbar!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:12, archived)
# wee!
Hooray for the return of unhappy mongers!!
(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Spread faster then!!!
you will use a tiny knife!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
I can just imagine the headlines in the Daily Mail.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Should've stayed in darkest Peru...
Bleddy Bears, coming over hear, eating our marmalade sandwiches...



(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Well he was an immigrant!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:42, archived)
# He needs a backpack and bullet wounds then.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Bulky jacket - check.
Suspicious package - check.

Quick! Shoot him seven times in the head!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Suspicious package?
David Bowie in Labrynth?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)
# hahaha
You remind me of the babe
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:50, archived)
# what babe?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)
# The pig with the power
(see what I did there?)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:53, archived)
# *taps nose*
*points*
*winks*

The power of PIG VOODOO?!
(Powerfullest of all voodoos)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:56, archived)
# PIG DOODOO?
ewww now that's powerful
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:57, archived)
# indeed!
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:59, archived)
# how to they hold the pins
in their fat trotters?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:58, archived)
# maybe they wedge them
down the cleft bit of the trotter.
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:01, archived)
# igotchu
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:54, archived)
# y bel?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:55, archived)
# Pig in the city?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Quality hat :D
SNAILS WITH TITS!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Seriously, why would you say that?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:42, archived)
# T'was with reference to Zaphod's hat
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:43, archived)
# But why would you say that?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:43, archived)
# C'mon - can you honestly say
you've never jizzed off to a mental image of a gastropod in the nip. With big tits.


Oh.


It's just us then.


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Not saying I haven't done it, just saying I wouldn't broadcast it.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Fair do's!
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:55, archived)
# There's another of those overused phrases...


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:43, archived)
# hahahaha

also:ewwww
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Indeed!
It's certainly a fetish JJ has yet to illustrate
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Yea, I nearly stepped in the worlds biggest slug today
This thing was like 6 inches long and crawling up my stairs
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)
# was it a slug
or dog spunk?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)
# hahaha
wait, euphemism?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:49, archived)
# you really should do something about that damp
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Damp is a standard feature of student accomodation
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Mr Droog stood in one
and it stuck to the bottom of his shoe and rubbed off on my foowell car-matt :'(
Wiping slug-gizzards off car matts is rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Urgh
My housemate stomped one on the way out and it spurted a glob of guts onto his trouser leg

Slugs are only there to create mess and havoc

(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Yes :(
And they leave gammy trails and eat my pansies.
They are 100% of yak.
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:09, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:44, archived)
# hahaha!
what a braw thing to see after just waking up.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:43, archived)
# ...said Bagpuss
Good nap?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:44, archived)
# *yaaawwwwns*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Aye
it was braw, I over slept buy an hour but no one noticed. Nothing beats a good after lunch nap at work.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:00, archived)
# I sometimes get a quick kip in
my lunch hour in me car. We should have siestas in the country.
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:02, archived)
# I discovered a room that no one seems to use
so I use that for eating my lunch and going for a nap for an hour or more. It's the best thing I've ever found at work.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Welcome back!
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)
# THanks
but I've not been away.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:01, archived)
# You've been asleep.
That's away in my book.


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Quite true
I've have been away after all, away in the land of nod.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Haha
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Nice hat!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Heh heh ;)
brilly
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Woo!
teh sexie tail!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Cor!
*waves 'tail'*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:55, archived)
# *yiffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:58, archived)
# wow
good work
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:56, archived)
# yiff-tastic!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:56, archived)
# hahahaha
and I love your hat
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:56, archived)
# *arranges wedding*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:58, archived)
# *arranges wedding tackle*
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Arf!
whassup? no work today?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:14, archived)
# yup - but pressure's off for a bit...
...so time to play!

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:35, archived)