If a certain bear hung around at Paddington Station these days...




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( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:40, archived)

someone would spread Jam on him?
;)
(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:40, archived)

Marmalade, actually.



( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:41, archived)

is it jam though?

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:42, archived)

it might be jam,
it certainly looks like jam.

do you think it's jam?
( The Alchemist robots: everywhere, eating old people's medicine, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:03, archived)

hell yes

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:28, archived)

Shredless preferably
marmalade with bits is yak
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:42, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmyak

( Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:44, archived)

I hate orange marmalade
but lime marmalade is great
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:58, archived)

^this

( Derek Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:58, archived)

^that

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:00, archived)

^the other

( Jacksonville believes God created evolution in 7 days, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:19, archived)

Not everyone likes marmalade sandwiches

( Afinkawan, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:41, archived)

I sure as fuck dont

( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:42, archived)

they're okay without the marmalade.

( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:42, archived)

Bread sandwiches
winner
( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:44, archived)

:D
Student food
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)

He doesn't mean to eat.

( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:43, archived)

I don't like them rectally either

( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:44, archived)

You're missing out.

( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:44, archived)

what - in a social sense... as friends maybe?

( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:45, archived)

Well, it would be nice.

( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:45, archived)

You really do need to get out more!


:-)



( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)

What if I told you I lived in Rwanda and "out" isn't safe?

( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)

Why?
Do you think it's the sort of thing you're likely to say?


( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:51, archived)

Probably not.
Just curious.
( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)

Presumably it would depend on whether or not he likes you
before advising you to go out more.
( Afinkawan, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:51, archived)

You're only saying that
because they're horrible.
( Afinkawan, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)

Marmalade would be good on toast
if the toast didn't go cold by the time you've finished spreading. That pisses me off.
( Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:45, archived)

I like cold toast made with thin bread.

( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:45, archived)

what you need is pre-warmed marmalade.

( Afinkawan, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)

Not too warm, mind
Hot preserves have mouth-skin-stripping properties
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)

Or spread it, then chuck it under the grill...

( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:50, archived)

genie-arse :)

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:51, archived)

or over yer sisters jubblies

( Derek Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)

*comes over*

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:53, archived)

You've obviously not seen my sister...




( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:02, archived)

haha I love that pic
The lad stage right does not look happy one bit
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:04, archived)

Ha ha ha
Poor lad, his face is harrowing
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:07, archived)

If you had that clinging to your neck you'd probabily be just as happy

( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:13, archived)

hahaha!
a couple of Buzbar beauties.
( The Duke of Prunes, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:10, archived)

How I miss the Budzbar!

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:12, archived)

wee!
Hooray for the return of unhappy mongers!!
(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:49, archived)

Spread faster then!!!
you will use a tiny knife!
( Mstandot, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)

Hahahahaha!
I can just imagine the headlines in the Daily Mail.
( Afinkawan, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:41, archived)

Should've stayed in darkest Peru...
Bleddy Bears, coming over hear, eating our marmalade sandwiches...


( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:42, archived)

Well he was an immigrant!

( Mstandot, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:42, archived)

He needs a backpack and bullet wounds then.

( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:43, archived)

Hahahaha!
Bulky jacket - check.
Suspicious package - check.

Quick! Shoot him seven times in the head!
( Afinkawan, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)

Suspicious package?
David Bowie in Labrynth?
( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)

hahaha
You remind me of the babe
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:50, archived)

what babe?

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)

The pig with the power
(see what I did there?)
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:53, archived)

*taps nose*
*points*
*winks*

The power of PIG VOODOO?!
(Powerfullest of all voodoos)
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:56, archived)

PIG DOODOO?
ewww now that's powerful
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:57, archived)

indeed!
*bokes*
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:59, archived)

how to they hold the pins
in their fat trotters?
( Derek Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:58, archived)

maybe they wedge them
down the cleft bit of the trotter.
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:01, archived)

igotchu

( Derek Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:54, archived)

y bel?

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:55, archived)

Pig in the city?

( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)

Quality hat :D
SNAILS WITH TITS!
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:41, archived)

Seriously, why would you say that?

( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:42, archived)

T'was with reference to Zaphod's hat

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:43, archived)

But why would you say that?

( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:43, archived)

C'mon - can you honestly say
you've never jizzed off to a mental image of a gastropod in the nip. With big tits.


Oh.


It's just us then.



( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:53, archived)

Not saying I haven't done it, just saying I wouldn't broadcast it.

( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:54, archived)

Fair do's!

( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:55, archived)

There's another of those overused phrases...



( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:43, archived)

hahahaha

also:ewwww
(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:43, archived)

Indeed!
It's certainly a fetish JJ has yet to illustrate
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)

Yea, I nearly stepped in the worlds biggest slug today
This thing was like 6 inches long and crawling up my stairs
( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)

was it a slug
or dog spunk?
( Derek Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)

hahaha
wait, euphemism?
(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:49, archived)

you really should do something about that damp

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:49, archived)

Damp is a standard feature of student accomodation

( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:15, archived)

Mr Droog stood in one
and it stuck to the bottom of his shoe and rubbed off on my foowell car-matt :'(
Wiping slug-gizzards off car matts is rubbish
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:50, archived)

Urgh
My housemate stomped one on the way out and it spurted a glob of guts onto his trouser leg

Slugs are only there to create mess and havoc
( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:06, archived)

Yes :(
And they leave gammy trails and eat my pansies.
They are 100% of yak.
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:09, archived)

*bokes*

( Derek Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:44, archived)

hahaha!
what a braw thing to see after just waking up.
( The Duke of Prunes, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:43, archived)

...said Bagpuss
Good nap?
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:44, archived)

*yaaawwwwns*

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:51, archived)

Aye
it was braw, I over slept buy an hour but no one noticed. Nothing beats a good after lunch nap at work.
( The Duke of Prunes, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:00, archived)

I sometimes get a quick kip in
my lunch hour in me car. We should have siestas in the country.
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:02, archived)

I discovered a room that no one seems to use
so I use that for eating my lunch and going for a nap for an hour or more. It's the best thing I've ever found at work.
( The Duke of Prunes, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:09, archived)

Welcome back!

( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)

THanks
but I've not been away.
( The Duke of Prunes, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:01, archived)

You've been asleep.
That's away in my book.



( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:03, archived)

Quite true
I've have been away after all, away in the land of nod.
( The Duke of Prunes, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:11, archived)

Haha
Woo!

( in vino veritas, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:50, archived)

Nice hat!

( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)

Heh heh ;)
brilly
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:53, archived)

Woo!
teh sexie tail!!!


( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:54, archived)

Cor!
*waves 'tail'*
(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:55, archived)

*yiffs*

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:58, archived)

wow
good work
( Milkman Dan, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:56, archived)

yiff-tastic!

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:56, archived)

hahahaha
and I love your hat
( Milkman Dan, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:56, archived)

*arranges wedding*

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:58, archived)

*arranges wedding tackle*

( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:05, archived)

Arf!
whassup? no work today?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:14, archived)

yup - but pressure's off for a bit...
...so time to play!


( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 15:35, archived)