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[challenge entry] its always annoyed me!


again as usual sorry if its been done

From the If advertisments were honest challenge. See all 785 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 22:26, archived)
# Quick! Run!
Run away before the Apostrophe Police get you!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 22:27, archived)
# i still dont get that!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 22:27, archived)
# bad grammar
Your should be You're
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Mmmmmmiiiiiinnnndddddd Piiiiiiissssssssss!!!!!!!!
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Henny, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 22:31, archived)
# just because you said the same thing as me
doesn't make it mindpiss.

It's the same thing at the same time.

The clock is there to help

/Sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 22:35, archived)
# It's
"you're" not "your"...

your = belonging to you
you're = shortening of "you are"
(I helped save b3ta! Henny, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 22:30, archived)
# there is an apostrophe in it's which means that a letter has been removed when the two words it and is were joined together
some people will be happy to point this out to you if you mistakenly put its (reffering to ownership of something and not meaning 'it is') so that confusion can be avoided as to what you were meaning to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 22:30, archived)
#
they always spell stuff in there adds wring anyway =P
not to good with my grammer anyway =P
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 22:32, archived)
# I'm not either
but I try so these bastards wont say anything.

dnt uz txt tlk either
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 22:37, archived)
# Threadjack!
Another celebrity perve - Matthew Kelly arrested!
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 22:28, archived)
# -
cue lots of "Tonight Matthew" jokes
(Anonymous, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 22:30, archived)
# tonight mathew i'll be
completely bolloxed, looking for an alibi etc.
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 22:32, archived)
# But tonight Matthew
I'm going to be with Jesus

Spot the band, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 22:34, archived)
# Tonight Matthew
I'll be your arresting officer....
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 22:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
CLASS!!!

go and make that a pic now Mr
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 22:38, archived)
# Tonight Matthew...
"I shall be buggering you stupid in your small, windowless cell"

"I shall be pushing you down the stairs"

Oooh, the possibilities are endless.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Oh
yes.

Guest "Tonight Matthew , I'm going to be Garry Glitter"

Matthew "Oooh......can I have a go!?!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 22:49, archived)
# just thought of this, i don't know why
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 22:35, archived)
# MEEP!
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 22:37, archived)