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# Threadjack!
Another celebrity perve - Matthew Kelly arrested!
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 22:28, archived)
# -
cue lots of "Tonight Matthew" jokes
(Anonymous, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 22:30, archived)
# tonight mathew i'll be
completely bolloxed, looking for an alibi etc.
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 22:32, archived)
# But tonight Matthew
I'm going to be with Jesus

Spot the band, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 22:34, archived)
# Tonight Matthew
I'll be your arresting officer....
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 22:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
CLASS!!!

go and make that a pic now Mr
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 22:38, archived)
# Tonight Matthew...
"I shall be buggering you stupid in your small, windowless cell"

"I shall be pushing you down the stairs"

Oooh, the possibilities are endless.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Oh
yes.

Guest "Tonight Matthew , I'm going to be Garry Glitter"

Matthew "Oooh......can I have a go!?!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 22:49, archived)