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[challenge entry] *Living TV
they need to change the bug

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(fiver_til_friday, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 12:49, archived)
# haha!
wonderous!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 12:50, archived)
# and she has a boyfriend?
???
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 12:50, archived)
# "First of all"
"you know wha' 'm sayin'"
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 12:51, archived)
# Mr Koit
I lost your link to your review of Nemesis. I wanted to ask you a question.
I thought Worf married Troi at one point. Did I completely miss the episode when they divorced?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 12:55, archived)
# I saw Enterprise on Monday
did you hear them say:
"England in the world cup final."
pure science fiction.
wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 12:57, archived)
# Was that on SKY?
.....I don't have SKY. *sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 13:01, archived)
# my girlfriend does :)
she tapes it :>)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 13:03, archived)
# you lucky, lucky man
does she have a Star Trek uniform?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 13:06, archived)
# No
she has a nurses one though :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 13:08, archived)
# fnordjack
but she is a nurse like.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 13:11, archived)
# I thought so
oooh matron!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 13:14, archived)
# I saw it
And tonight I shall be watching...
BUFFY SERIES 7!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 13:10, archived)
# Kleenex at the ready!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Nah
They were banging each other for a bit towards the end of season 7 of TNG. But the producers realised this was not very good so just stopped it. It was never mentioned again in DS9 or any of the films.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 12:58, archived)
# Worf seems to have taken it well
.... attending their wedding and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 13:01, archived)
# Wesley Crusher
being in the film made my year :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 13:05, archived)
# but they cut his scenes!
you only see him sitting at the table. Poor bloke has been out of work for years.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 13:08, archived)
# He was in an episode of Diagnosis Murder
with loads of other ex-Star Trek people.
Excellent episode that was :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 13:09, archived)
# Arg! You've spoiled it all for me!
I'm still only up to the episode where Kirk has to fight some lizard man and makes a primitive ballistic weapon out of the naturally occurring cordite and some bamboo-analogue.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 13:06, archived)
# He was McGuyver
before McGuyver existed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 13:07, archived)
# But it's set in the future
while McGuyver was set in the 80's, so McGuyver came first in the scheme of things...
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 13:11, archived)
# of course
I've been stupid.
Kirk must've seen the one where McGuyver makes a bazooka from bamboo and swamp gas.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 13:13, archived)
# He did once
make one using:
1 cadillac exhaust pipe
1 cadillac tail light
Some petrol-soaked cotton wool
1 lighter
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 13:15, archived)
# he made the one I'm talking about as well
I remember it clearly.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 13:17, archived)
# Fairy snuff
But has anyone else noticed that for a man who hated guns, he always used to quickly knock together some alternative version that was twice as destructive?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 13:22, archived)
# his best
was a flame-thrower to combat an invading force of killer ants.
Great Saturday daytime TV
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 13:30, archived)
# McGuyver
now works for the SGC
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 13:36, archived)
# But
Star Trek's the future right?

Edit:Bugger, b3tan to it
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 13:13, archived)
# he was drunk on
Romulan Ale though, so that's probably why
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 13:07, archived)
# Inspired
and curiously hypnotic
(krull, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 12:51, archived)
# nicely done
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 12:52, archived)
# fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 12:53, archived)
# hahahahh
yes she is! A two dollar one!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 12:55, archived)
# Slyke them sain thays alldat thayant alldat.
BEEP
(_, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 12:55, archived)
# just realised
it should be an honest advert
(fiver_til_friday, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 12:55, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 16 Jan 2003, 12:58, archived)
# Excellent.
That is spot on. I wish I had made it.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 12:58, archived)