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(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 19:49, archived)
# tracey emin?
give her a briggsy bonus!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Is that the same as an Alaskan Snow Dragon?
edit: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alaskan+snow+dragon

not quite. Alaskan snow dragons are the shiznit.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 19:50, archived)
# No, she went of her own accord.
/joke cross-over blog
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Genoa?
Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 19:54, archived)
# Seriously
I find at least one of those definitions really upsetting.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 19:54, archived)
# one of the 30?
best thing I find to make them spuff up the man chowder is to shove a bottle up her cunt and kick it until it breaks

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 19:55, archived)
# I didn't get any further than page 1.
Also: ugh.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 19:57, archived)
# bloody nora
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 19:58, archived)
# nah her name was Claire
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 19:59, archived)
# hahahaha
you sicko
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 19:59, archived)
# was?
did she die from it?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 20:00, archived)
# nah.. was in casualty for a couple of weeks from internal bleeding
... what do you think...?

making it up as i go along...
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 20:02, archived)
# O RLY?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 20:04, archived)
# mmm a finer airport you`ll never experience
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 20:05, archived)
# I hold the patent on that, cunto
now hold still while I urticate you
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 19:59, archived)
# you must allow me to donkey punch you first, baby
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 20:00, archived)
# *seagulls*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 20:02, archived)
# hahahaha
quote of the day!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 20:10, archived)
# ewwwww
this always sounds like a dangerous thing to do to me (as well as un fair and unpleasant) - considering what she has in her mouth and the potential for BITING IT OFF IN REVENGE!

Oh and happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 19:55, archived)
# you take it out first,
sheesh!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Erm...
"While a girl is sucking you off, right as you are about to cum, you grab hold of her head and pull her mouth as far onto your cock as possible. She proceeds to gag from the cock unexpectedly being rammed down her throat, but since your cock is blocking her air passage, her cough (and your cum) exit through her nose. The cum dripping out of both of the girl’s nostrils, resembles a dragon’s snout - and after pulling a stunt like this, you can be sure she's going to be an angry one."
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 19:59, archived)
# the spiderman
"ftw"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 20:03, archived)
# GO WEB GO!!!!
*flicks*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 20:10, archived)
# "...the aristocrats"
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 20:08, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 20:34, archived)
# sounds risky.
I much prefer this one:

alaskan snow dragon

An advanced sexual prank in nature. The alaskan snow dragon is when a male ejaculates in the females mouth, clamps her jaw shut with his hands, at the same time informing her he has an std (any one will do) she will immediately release the semen through her nostrals.... Now you have made her perform the alaskan snow dragon!

(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Thank you muchly
Also Angry Dragon is available as a kids book, I found out. I wonder if the author knows the 'urban' definition?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Yeah...
I'm not impressed by this term.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 20:15, archived)