valentines card

inspired by the frontpage, i decided to make my girlfriend an anatomically correct card

From the Anti-Valentines challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

(baggiebhoy your heroes failed, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 20:33, archived)

Is this the bit where we go "awww"?
tis lovely
( The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 20:37, archived)

Seeing as it's quiet, I'm sure you'll forgive me this

I found it and was going to shop it, but it's too perfect already
( The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 20:39, archived)

Haha
enlarge her head, shrink his, and have her take bites off of his skull
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 20:40, archived)

heheheh
bitey bitey!

I'm pissed off doing a shop and my mouse has physically broken!

*grrrrr*
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 20:47, archived)

!
did you sit on it?
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 20:53, archived)

Sitting on it was fine
retracting the anal mousey tampon wasn't.
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 20:55, archived)

i've always got a backup mouse
annoying things happen too often :)
( SkUG updated your profile, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 20:59, archived)

I've got a mouse
But he's called George and i wouldn't plug him into the PC.
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 21:06, archived)

*forgives*
hahaha nice find
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 20:41, archived)

needs animating
him gently rocking back making her scream more
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 20:41, archived)

You do it then ;)

( The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 20:44, archived)

Why is there a pumpkin reflecting in the glass?
Nice chair.
( Hamster Trippin' twitter.com/#!/HamsterTrippin, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 20:43, archived)

There's a real need for her to turn into an Alien andeat his...
...well I was going to say Spicy Brains...but why ... _{mild br} is more accurate
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 20:55, archived)

no reason, complete poo

( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 21:01, archived)

is she such a heartless bitch?

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 20:40, archived)

no, but she is a biologist
and will hopefully appreciate it
(baggiebhoy your heroes failed, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 20:55, archived)

score!

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 21:06, archived)